Ethiopians with iPhone act like they don't have pocket or handbags when walking around the streets

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Old man : excuse me young lady👨🏾‍🦳

Me: sorry, i have a grandpa😏

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Ima say what I want until the day somebody beats my ass then ima say what I want with a BLACK EYE.

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Principal me coming
awarding me to school
For 100% everyday attendance to see my
crush

🤝

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Kindness is a discipline, not a trait.

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A girl becomes very dangerous when she learns to control her emotions and feelings

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Maybe you're broken now. But someday someone will complete you...and break you again

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Me: only God can judge me

Habesha moms: allow us to introduce ourselves....

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we good over here. stay over there.

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No one


15yo teenage girls : እንዳትጎዳኝ እስካሁን የተጎዳሁት ይበቃኛል

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Subtitles are tiny spoilers within the movie.

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How a ፈረንጅ would define “እስክስታ”

: A sudden movement of the shoulders in unhealthy way, Usually escorted with shaking of the chest or the boobies (if female)

Sometimes involves rolling of the eyes - and creepy face expressions that change frequently - 🤨

May also involve breaking of the neck that can lead to a serious neck fracture


The wierd part is people gather around in a circle to cheer this madness
by clapping and making scary voices..

እስክስታ is a dangerous thing. ✍

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Tyga: I'm the shit

Me: yes you አር

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Me: ዶሮዋን ላርዳት ስይዛት

ዶሮዋ: choke me harder daddy

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Definitely ye ferenj ዶሮ

No-one is online
Am guessing my members r either all "ባለሞያ" or "ጨባሽ"

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Eternity

Noun

Meaning: time that seems to be without an end

Example: የሰይፉ show ማስታወቂያ

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It's that time of year again where my alarm becomes all the neighbourhood Goats😒


መልካም የገና በዓል! Y'all 🎄🎄

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