No body's worthless, we're God's masterpiece.

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How do u wash your blankets ?
Whites :we use washing machine
Blacks :👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣

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I walk around like am okay😒😒 but deep down inside....................

I wanna start a fight just to see if I still got it 😤

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Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 20 minutes ago

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Here is a little song I wrote called...
Where in the hell did my weekend go?

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Crush: *smiles at me
Me: *suddenly Googles " Is smiling sign of love"*

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A lot of people's lives are determined by where their teacher randomly assigned them to sit.

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I wish I met some people a little earlier, some a little later and some never at all

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Don't fall in love just because someone pays a little bit of attention to you

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A beautiful funeral doesn't guarantee heaven.
~ #Haitian proverb

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Me: Will you still love me even after marriage?

Her: This depends on your husband... if he allows me to.

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Trusting you is my decision.
Proving me right is your choice.

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Him : what’s your number ?

Me : I told you 0919567594 times that I have a nigga 🙄

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out.
Had a few drinks.
Nice guy. He is a web designer.

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Closed mouths don’t get fed, So you better speak up when you want something

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People can't use you if you're useless

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When you are dead you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others.
The same thing happens when you're stupid

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Be a nice human.