Ohhh Yes! Arki new... Esssay! ... ooh Hiwot....Eden genet....Fikerrrr....Cool...!!

Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual

2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They would spend it on alcohol.

2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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If you work for yourself, you are a permanent employee of your self that you will never get fired.
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You gonna starve, broken down, humiliated, and sometimes you might even become hopeless!

But it worth it! It worth every bits of sweat, disappointment and rejection!

It worth it! Trust me it worth it!

If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!

Isaac Newton died a virgin, there is still hope for you

text: i can’t

email: i cannot

መመረቅያ ጽሁፍ : i am unable to can

Why you call him እምዬ ሚኒልክ? This gender fluid shit gotta stop!

I slept for 60 minutes and it still feels like only an hour

Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”

Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef

Guys please motivate those “Hi” and “Hellos” in my inbox , I have like 200 messages saying hello/Hi.
Don’t let that Hi/ Hello remain naked add something interesting to it. That’s why I don’t Reply coz it’s just too Dry.

Short guys act like everything is okay but deep down they also want high heels. 😂✊

do you still remember chilling with your ex giving name to your unborn babies?? 😂

don't scroll down i'm talking to you😕

We are not made to be free

*Wearing a belt:

Pros
-very cute
-keeps your pants up

Cons
-if you don’t get it undone fast enough you will pee yourself

What is sexier?

A woman who makes you think?

Or a woman who makes you laugh?

I'm only responsible for what I say...

Not what you think you understood what was inferred.

Don't tell me you love me, teach me something I don't know — Sapiosexual

Small boobs? that’s why your heart gets hurt so easy, no air bags to support the damage

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╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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EVERYONE
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Except those of you who read my posts and don’t join the channel

I don’t like you!