An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body.

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Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned.

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You can't have a beautiful ending with out making beautiful mistakes

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Our tone changes to male when we describe something big and to female when we describe something small...

Nevermind

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There is nothing like putting on a new pair of socks

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Me: googles* show me the formula of sodium hydride

Google: NaH

Me: alright keep ur secrets

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Had a long day? Why don't u do urself a favor and go ask ur mom to pronounce google for you.

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"You dont talk much do u?"

Me:*tries to talk*
- gets interrupted
- no one cares
- gets talked over
- gets ignored

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*bath time

3years old: *pointing at his balls*, is this my brain?

Me: Not yet, buddy, not yet

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My girlfriend is like a ቡፌ



She take a big place in me ,but I never know the use of her.

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I judge people with their profile pic.

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Don't follow anybody's footsteps create your own.

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My heart cold but it really beat for you, though.

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ማን ነው ስምሽ?

8yr old girl: የቤት ነው የት/ቤት?

Me:

The girl:

Me: እናትሽ እድር ተጠርተዋል ንገርያቸው

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No one will ever know what it really smells like under water.

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A little girl from China covered a cat on the street with leaves b/c she was afraid it would catch a cold.
Friend: awww 😍😍😇
Me: Nah she's just adding a side of salad to her meal.

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2nd place means you're the best loser.

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Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough

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Your bed instantly becomes 100 times more comfortable when your alarm clock starts beeping.

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What the heck did introverts do before the internet?

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