Подождал 40 минут, пока нейросеть генерировала видео. Платить ничего не пришлось. Видео штампованное, но рабочее. Для быстрого макета сойдет, эта бесплатная генерация, решает задачу. На проде такое пускать не стану, конечно.

Вышел погулять по центру Екатеринбурга. Тут 30 градусов жары.

Май тут красивый - всё зеленое, солнце, синее небо. Прошёлся от набережной Исети до старого горсовета, поснимал немного. Город реально интересный если двигаться тихо, неспеша с легкой иронией. Советские глыбы стоят рядом с дореволюционными домами, посередине стеклянная башня, и всё это как-то уживается.

Появился промпт, который превращает тебя в персонажа из Vice City

Грузим свою пикчу в ChatGPT с этим промптом:

Reimagine the attached person as an authentic in-game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City character.

Preserve the person's recognizable identity, but fully adapt their facial structure, proportions, skin shading, textures, hair, clothing materials, and overall appearance to match the original GTA: Vice City rendering style, RenderWare engine limitations, lighting model, animation style, and graphical imperfections.

The character must look like a genuine in-game model rendered directly inside Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, not a real person composited into the scene. Use low-poly early-2000s character geometry, simplified facial modeling, compressed PS2-era textures, exaggerated body proportions, stiff NPC animations, baked lighting, strong shadows, and authentic pre-HD RenderWare aesthetics.

Place the character in a different RANDOM Vice City gameplay scene every generation.

The scene should feel like a spontaneous gameplay moment captured during open-world chaos or casual exploration — Ocean Beach streets, neon-lit downtown intersections, Vice Point hotels, palm-lined boulevards, nightclubs, pizza shops, gas stations, rooftops, shopping districts, beaches at sunset, alleyways, police chases, motorcycle rides, Malibu Club entrances, parking lots, marinas, mansion driveways, backstreets, random gang encounters, construction sites, or absurd sandbox moments.

Style: authentic GTA: Vice City gameplay screenshot, PS2-era open-world rendering, early-2000s Rockstar aesthetics, colorful tropical atmosphere, exaggerated sunset lighting, low-poly environmental geometry, and classic arcade sandbox energy.

Use awkward candid gameplay framing, accidental screenshot composition, off-center camera angles, strange NPC behavior, mid-animation poses, driving chaos, motion blur, combat moments, weird facial expressions, and authentic sandbox gameplay energy.

Include iconic Vice City details such as classic GTA HUD elements, radar/minimap, weapon icons, health bars, pastel 1980s aesthetics, neon signs, vintage cars, tropical architecture, palm trees, retro storefronts, and Miami-inspired atmosphere.

Environment should feel hot, flashy, nostalgic, tropical, chaotic, and unmistakably 1980s-inspired — orange sunsets, neon reflections, humid streets, colorful nightlife, cheap interiors, synthwave energy, and sunny coastal vibes.

Make it look like a real digital photo of an old CRT television displaying GTA: Vice City gameplay.

Include CRT scanlines, phosphor glow, moiré patterns, analog screen noise, chromatic aberration, slight blur, washed colors, low contrast, compression artifacts, screen glare, and subtle distortion from photographing a PS2-era TV screen.

Mood: nostalgic, stylish, chaotic, fun, slightly absurd, authentic early-2000s Vice City memory.