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в будущем хотел бы стать электроподстанцией: стоишь в ебенях, гудишь - очень хорошо.
Из подзамка: «Я когда уволился из армии и пришёл в гражданское федеральное учреждение, мне назначили тренинг по тайм-менеджменту. Я перепутал время и аудиторию и попал на тренинг для LGBTQ+ Community Leaders. Вставать и выходить после начала было стремно, а потом я втянулся и провёл интересные два часа. Так вот, я потом написал правильную покаянную телегу и мне зачли ЛГБТ как тайм-менеджмент».
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Угадаете что это? Практически прототип VR-очков. Сделанные из кости и дерева очки от солнца, Гренландия, 1906 год. Экспонат замечательной выставки “Саркофаг землеройки и другие сокровища» в Фонде Прада (Милан), которую курировали режиссёр Вес Андерсон и его жена художница Джуман Малуф.
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Читаю книжку "Гиперфокус" Криса Бейли, и она вообще очень дельная, но вот эта цитата прямо в сердце:
"Когда Дейл Партридж, автор книги «Люди важнее прибыли» (People Over Profit), был генеральным директором компании Sevenly, он снабдил своих сотрудников лампами и водяными пистолетами, чтобы им было легче сосредоточиться. Вот как он объяснил это мне: «Одной из лучших моих идей в Sevenly было сделать на заказ для всех сотрудников настольные лампы из грецкого ореха. Их включали, когда надо было сосредоточиться, и по правилам никто не мог прерывать работу, если лампа горела. Всем 45 сотрудникам разрешалось проводить до трех часов в сосредоточенном состоянии — это время пришлось ограничить, потому что развивалась зависимость! Еще я выдал всем по водяному пистолету, чтобы они могли брызгать в того, кто их прерывал»"
Готова расцеловать этого человека (в таких условиях я бы пожалуй даже могла работать в офисе, нда)
"Когда Дейл Партридж, автор книги «Люди важнее прибыли» (People Over Profit), был генеральным директором компании Sevenly, он снабдил своих сотрудников лампами и водяными пистолетами, чтобы им было легче сосредоточиться. Вот как он объяснил это мне: «Одной из лучших моих идей в Sevenly было сделать на заказ для всех сотрудников настольные лампы из грецкого ореха. Их включали, когда надо было сосредоточиться, и по правилам никто не мог прерывать работу, если лампа горела. Всем 45 сотрудникам разрешалось проводить до трех часов в сосредоточенном состоянии — это время пришлось ограничить, потому что развивалась зависимость! Еще я выдал всем по водяному пистолету, чтобы они могли брызгать в того, кто их прерывал»"
Готова расцеловать этого человека (в таких условиях я бы пожалуй даже могла работать в офисе, нда)
“all you need for a winnie the pooh costume is a red tshirt and courage”
....’I met David Bowie once,’ was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention.
‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already.
He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him.
He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence.
It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist?
I asked him what happened on his adventure.
‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me.
‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look.
‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see?
‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’
‘And so I did.
‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too.
‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better.
‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me.
‘'Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said.
‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life.
‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me.
‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’
I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter.
What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye?
‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.
https://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/166082106996/my-friend-told-me-a-story-he-hadnt-told-anyone
‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already.
He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him.
He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence.
It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist?
I asked him what happened on his adventure.
‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me.
‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look.
‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see?
‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’
‘And so I did.
‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too.
‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better.
‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me.
‘'Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said.
‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life.
‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me.
‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’
I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter.
What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye?
‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.
https://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/166082106996/my-friend-told-me-a-story-he-hadnt-told-anyone
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«в МК статья про импровизированный концлагерь в подмосковье. Типа чувак с харизмой Мэнсона и Распутина держал звероферму и тиранил своих сотрудников. Медленно, но верно двигался крышей, и в какой-то момент понял, что он — бог, и начал людей казнить одного за другим. Одного из работников повесил. Все приговоры документировал. У этого конкретного приговор выглядел так:
ЭТА МРАЗЬ ЦЕЛЫЕ СУТКИ НЕ КОРМИЛА ВВЕРЕННОГО ЕМУ ЕНОТА. К ТОМУ ЖЕ ЭТОТ НЕДОЧЕЛОВЕК СЛИШКОМ МНОГО ЖРЁТ И ОЧЕНЬ МАЛО РАБОТАЕТ.
многие могут взять формулировку на вооружение.»
https://squadette.livejournal.com/361026.html
«в МК статья про импровизированный концлагерь в подмосковье. Типа чувак с харизмой Мэнсона и Распутина держал звероферму и тиранил своих сотрудников. Медленно, но верно двигался крышей, и в какой-то момент понял, что он — бог, и начал людей казнить одного за другим. Одного из работников повесил. Все приговоры документировал. У этого конкретного приговор выглядел так:
ЭТА МРАЗЬ ЦЕЛЫЕ СУТКИ НЕ КОРМИЛА ВВЕРЕННОГО ЕМУ ЕНОТА. К ТОМУ ЖЕ ЭТОТ НЕДОЧЕЛОВЕК СЛИШКОМ МНОГО ЖРЁТ И ОЧЕНЬ МАЛО РАБОТАЕТ.
многие могут взять формулировку на вооружение.»
https://squadette.livejournal.com/361026.html
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в МК статья про импровизированный концлагерь в подмосковье. Типа чувак с харизмой Мэнсона и Распутина держал звероферму и тиранил своих сотрудников. Медленно, но верно двигался крышей, и в какой-то момент понял, что он -- бог, и начал людей казнить одного…
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"So today we’re formally introducing Basecamp Personal – a completely free Basecamp plan designed specifically for freelancers, students, families, and personal projects. Why should businesses be the only ones who get to use Basecamp to manage projects? We The People deserve a Basecamp for us, too!
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"So today we’re formally introducing Basecamp Personal – a completely free Basecamp plan designed specifically for freelancers, students, families, and personal projects. Why should businesses be the only ones who get to use Basecamp to manage projects? We The People deserve a Basecamp for us, too!
What do I get?
Basecamp Personal includes 3 projects, 20 users, and a gig of storage space. So kick off a couple projects, invite some friends, family, teammates, or volunteers. Stretch your wings a little, and discover the benefits of organizing your personal projects the Basecamp way."
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Кому-то будет отличная вещь на работу. https://www.instagram.com/p/B427vZ1gB4R/?igshid=1h3wrwe51fwuo