🇷🇺 Petri "Vili" Viljakainen
1977 - 2022

Petri was a finnish communist who, bored with life as a social leech in Finland, decided to travel to Luhansk in 2015 to join a far-left terrorist organisation, the Prizrak Brigade.
He didn't like fighting, being a coward he managed to find work in the rear, probably by pleasing his superior officers by giving them sexual favours, as is traditional in Russian military culture.
He enjoyed his life in Luhansk, surrounded by cheap alcohol, until March 2020 when, for unknown reasons, he began begging for money to travel back to Finland. It seems it was beginning of his realization of  how wrong his life choices had been, but it was too late. The Russians were not about to let their favourite ass leave so easily, so they stole his passport and prevented him from travelling.
He was killed near Severodonetsk in 2022, when he was finally forced to actually take part in the fighting. Rumour has it that he tried to run away and was killed by a Chechen unit stationed behind them. 🤡

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🇷🇺 Ross Daniel Thomas McElvenny
"Whisky"
25 years old

Ross is a Scottish man who has been kicked in the head by life no matter where he goes, this ability to constantly make bad life choices is perhaps a reflection of his intelligence.
He was bullied in Scotland where he grew up, he was also disappointed with the growing censorship laws and the influx of immigrants into his home country, ironically Russia should have been the last country on his list based on these criteria. We may never know what his true reasons for travelling to Russia were, but regardless, he chose to betray his nation.
He next found himself at a military recruitment station in Moscow, from where he was sent to an assault unit in the 1099th Motorised Rifle Brigade. For anyone with any understanding of the Russian military, this should have been the final warning of things to come.
His first mission went well, apart from half of his squad being wiped out and his good friend 'China' getting absolutely hammered by the defenders on the Pokrovsk front.
On his second mission, he didn't even get a chance to dismount before his vehicle was blown to bits and he was riddled with shrapnel. He lost an eye and was disabled for the rest of his life.
Now he is regretting his life choices on a hospital bed in Rostov-on-Don, unfortunately he has been given the Russian passport, he pretends to be happy about it, but in reality he knows that this means that he will not be able to break his contract and it is only a matter of time before he will be sent to the front.

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