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Luc Montagnier was found dead 6 days ago.
Montagnier was jointly awarded the 2008 Nobel Prize for his work in isolating the virus that causes Aids

Here he explains that the โ€œvirusโ€ was tampered with to have HIV sequences.
Itโ€™s hard to know exactly what heโ€™s saying here as the interview is cut short, but the case for VAIDS is getting stronger by the day.
I get the feeling that this this is all about to start snowballing pretty soon.
Too many people have been whacked and boosted ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60340504
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Listen to the filthy hyenas heckle Mr Kelly as he attempts to ask a serious question on behalf of the Australian people ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ“กโ˜ ๏ธ
#LRAD
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4%
I hope it was worth it Australia.
I hope youโ€™re starting to see how hard everyone got played.
Nite fam.
May as well have a laugh at the end of the day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฏ
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One of those clips where Iโ€™m like,
just send the effing asteroids and get it done with ๐Ÿคฃ
This country is too far gone.
Thereโ€™s more sickness in this clip than I can find words for.

When they give people stuff for free,
itโ€™s because the people have become a commodityโ€ฆ and they are reduced to nothing more than that.
#boostedtooblivion
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Good morning!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Our kiwi bros and sisters given them the Haka outside Parliament House.
Old horse head would be dropping manure at the site of thisโ€ฆ and I think the cops would be feeling a little nervous too.
Some of the toughest lads on the planet over there.
Go kiwis! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Before I quit my job,
I used to sell Defibs for a livingโ€ฆ
oh the irony as sales would be booming nowโ€ฆ. funny not funny.
But nonetheless, I know the stats and I know that around 100 Aussies DIE EVERY SINGLE DAY FROM SUDDEN CARDIAC ARREST.
Around 35,000 a year, with most of those deaths being preventable with early defibrillation.

We are now learning that in over 2 years of this covid hell, just 83 people allegedly died from the rona, who didnโ€™t have severe, life threatening underlying health conditions.
Not 83 per day.
83 in total!!!!!!!

I wonder if all the people who have been suffocating and injecting themselves,
are starting to see they got played yet?
I wonder if they are ready to stop directing their hate at the people who have been trying to wake them up,
and start directing it at the people who completely screwed the world over?

I wonโ€™t hold my breath.
#scamdemic
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Howdy fam,
just letting you all know I am feeling heaps better.
I had a big sleep last night and the throat has settled right down from a pain level of 9/10 to a 5/10 which is amazing.

My body feels fine,
I feel strong enough and have no aches and pains.
Migraines have stopped too.

Iโ€™ll just have to eat very soft foods today and start rehydrating.
Iโ€™m going to get in the ocean today although Iโ€™m definitely not ready to catch any waves.
Geo has a bit of a cough but she is otherwise fine.

Special thanks to everyone who has been praying for me and sending me treatments and packagesโ€ฆ i am eternally gratefulโ€ฆ especially to Matt and Jesse Tunne who came to see me yesterday.
Matty did some lymphatic work on my neck and throat and I think that helped me turn the corner so thank you my brother.

It was quite incredible to see the trolls come in and attack me as usual like the vultures they are saying, โ€œyou got covid, sucked in, you deserve the karma!โ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Well covid or radiation poisoning,
Iโ€™m on the mend, unwhacked and DNA in tact, so winning ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜„

As the MSM now starts to tell some measure of truth about Covaids,
itโ€™s time for all those trolls to have a long hard look in the mirror and realise they bought a lie and hated on the people trying to help them.

As for the rest of us,
time to take a breath and brace for the next boogieman that will probably be a combination of VAIDS, weather wars, cyber attacks, financial fuckery and some kind of alien event.

You gotta admit,
thereโ€™s never a dull moment is there and no matter what,
weโ€™ll keep making the most of it!
Thanks everyone!
Thanks for being in my corner and helping me through a rough few days!
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ‡
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Look at this creepy clown cackle as she admits the bank accounts of truckers are being frozen.
Thereโ€™s no doubt in my mind that these people are under some kind of evil spell or possession.
Just look at it ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
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The latest compilation from the Two Preachers is totally mind blowing.
Earth changes.

https://youtu.be/8SyzROHiBL8
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This is actually spooky AF.
There is more and more signage popping up that is telling people to get tested for HIV
We know they lie about the numbers but I do reckon that well over half the country is double whacked and God only knows how this might be about to play out here.

Iโ€™ve never looked deeply into the whole AIDS thing but it is my understanding that huge numbers of people and in particular gay men, did die horrible deaths.
Please share anything you know about the real story behind AIDS and HIV and what you believe is coming with the current injections and boosters.
This looks ominous to me.
#vaids
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So Lurnpa aka David Cole has been arrested in the latest government attack on people who stand for freedom and our rights to bodily autonomy.

Isnโ€™t it amazing what they are able to justify in the name of keeping everyone โ€œsafeโ€ from the Covaids. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Please be mindful of comments towards the police or you will get me a knock on the door too.
Thanks.

โ€œMr Cole was allegedly in Yirrkala without a Northern Land Council permit, a condition of entry to remote communities under the Biosecurity Act.

Biosecurity zones for remote Northern Territory communities were introduced by the federal government earlier this month to help protect residents from COVID-19 amid the Territory's current Omicron outbreak.โ€

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-17/nt-police-yirrkala-david-cole-vaccine/100839994
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Well apparently this is Craig Cole,
Ric Bosiโ€™s man in Melbourne.
I have never met the fella but he is out there telling the world Iโ€™m on the take with Clive and the UAP.

He asks, โ€œWho do I think I am?โ€
Well Craig, Iโ€™m just meโ€ฆ
an average Aussie who has been providing counter narrative to the MSM and selling a couple of tee shirts to pay the rent since I quit my job.
Itโ€™s actually that simple.

This is just another silly smear campaign because no one has a shred of anything on me, just like mr Cole.
Zero evidence to back up his claim.

Now as for you Craig, Iโ€™m glad youโ€™re stepping up this weekend because I wonโ€™t be in attendance. Very unwell here after being fried by the LRAD.

So for the public record,
Iโ€™m not on Cliveโ€™s pay roll,
but i think you would look great in one of our tees so please visit the website
www.allrightsreserved.shop

No hard feelings big fella.
Hopefully we can sort this out face to face one day.
Ric has my number so you can give me a call anytime.
D๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค™

(No insults please)
Lively chat today fam๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
Never a dull moment in this circus is there๐ŸŽช
While I appreciate people want to speculate,
just rememberโ€ฆ.
Iโ€™m not an activist, an organiser, a candidate or a member of anything.

All I have ever been is a commentator, thatโ€™s it.
I PROVIDE COUNTER NARRATIVE TO THE MSM.

And when the msm has been lying through their teeth for so long,
counter narrative is important because it helps people feel less alone and confused when they too can see straight through the BS.

So thatโ€™s all Iโ€™m going to continue to do folks.
The political aspirants can do their things and so can the activists.

Iโ€™ll continue to do what I do reasonably well;
discredit and expose the msm and keep providing a open forum for us all to have a good ole heated debate and discuss whatโ€™s going on as it happens.
Thanks for being here ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Just now ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿค’
Apparently they are planning to force the convoy out of Ottawa tomorrow.
Will share more as it comes to hand.
Hoping the RCMP will finally stand with the PEOPLE!
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Tamara Lich freedom convoy organiser has just been arrested.
This is approaching a major standoff.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/freedom-convoy-leader-tamara-lich-arrested-canadian-police.amp
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2 min 4 seconds
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So creepy Mark McClown reckons the WA border will open March 3?
Itโ€™s hardly open lol
Itโ€™s more like a hostage situation and people need to agree to horrible terms just to enter the stateโ€ฆ
terms which include now three whacks of the mystery potion.

How on earth can he stand there and deliver this dribble when he already admitted the first 2 whacks provide just 4% protection???

Would you buy a car with an engine that was 96% useless???
No, only an insane person would do that,
but he we are about to force people into number 3 and a test just to enter the state of WA!

This is the creepiest clown show of all time and heโ€™s right up there with the best of the megalomaniacs that we have running this entire shit show.

What absolute MADNESS!!!
https://apple.news/AndJyDI7yTxG1N2GyCF0lhQ
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Liam Bartlett gets totally dominated by Kari Lake and exposed for the child suffocating beta news boy that he is ๐Ÿคฃ

60 minutes and the entire Aus msm are nothing more than fake news fear porn propagandists and Kari is right,
no one is going forgive these low lifeโ€™s nor forget what they have done to this country.

Well done Kari Lake!
What a lady boss ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Thanks for saying what we are all thinking!
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘บ
Kezza comes out with some doozies here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
The cousins or omicron, new variants, the fourth doses and the anti viral therapy that is going to keep everyone safe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค™

How totally embarrassing to be Australian ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ™„
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Bethany Hamilton lost an arm to a shark attack years agoโ€ฆ.
still charging and surfs better than most blokes.
Moral of the story?
Never give up!
Never surrender!
#nitefam
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A storm is coming.

Interim Ottawa police chief delivers threats to the truckers and protesters.

Theyโ€™ve built a prison for demonstrators and are not allowing anyone to get in and support further.

Stand strong truckers!!!
You inspired the world ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ