My analysis of the 2024 puppetfight had a few homosexual detractors.  I don’t mean that as a joke, I mean men who enjoy sucking dick are as thrilled that Trump won the election as they are angry at us naughty “exterminationist” Goyim who support Hamas. This…

In the inaugural entry in this series I mentioned the “Soulsborne” genre, created and popularized by developer FromSoftware, and leading man Hidetaka Miyazaki. If I may quote myself.  Soulsbornes are shitty action games that overcompensate for their lack…

Since the last update two weeks ago the following minor changes have been made. Intro screen updated to proper date. Practice mode respawns the enemy after the player kills it. Minigunner received a minimap image. Arcade mode actually spawns the shielder…

My last article on the Great Zionist Puppet Fight Of 2024 ruffled a few feathers. Let’s check in on Zion Don The Neocon and see who he’s picking for his new cabinet. A parody of a Zionist puppet is the new Secretary Of State. And now we learn that Kristi…

I am once again asking for your moral support as I reference some Dork Souls Enjoying tranny on Medium. A Tranny On Medium: One cannot discuss Soulsborne without acknowledging the series’ hallmark difficulty. It’s not just a game; it’s a gauntlet, a relentless…

Someone forwarded me the latest from Bronze Age Zionist twitter. Apparently some online Jew clapped back at the only homosexual Mexican the GOP doesn’t want, Nick Fuentes, and demands that we all become zionists.  First of all, congratulations to Nick for…

You’ll notice in the above image that it appears I have no left kneecap. To make a long story short, I got kicked right in the side of the knee during sparring. It barely hurt at the time, and over the next ten hours proceeded to hurt and swell more and more…

Remember when people used to tell you that Elon Musk was successful because he was a genius who spent twenty two hours a day working on his revolutionary businesses? Dexerto: Elon Musk has a pretty long resume what with him being the CEO of multiple companies…

I heard about this story when it happened, but assumed that this was just some random violence in NYC, similar to what happened to that San Fran Cash App founder a while back. I was mistaken. NY Post: The CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare was gunned…

Remember when Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO was gunned down on his way to a company conference?  At the time, no one knew who the shooter was, and there was only speculation as to the motive. I myself said the following. In case it weren’t obvious…

Why make another Christmas video when you can repost an old one?  I’m still recovering from picking my sister up at 2:00 AM on Christmas Eve, so I’ll make this short. Actually, I’d make it short anyway. Whether or not you’re religious Christmas is a holy…

This year, your Christmas gift is infinity Indians. HOWEVER, there is a dire shortage of extremely talented and motivated engineers in America. – Based Elon Musk The number of people who are super talented engineers AND super motivated in the USA is far too…

This will be my last political post in a very long time. For the next few months, this site will be dedicated to Escape From Epstein Island, and nothing else. I hope the reason will be obvious. Incredible things are happening on Twitter. The first incredible…

Yes, this will eventually be filmed.  SCENE: The Daily Rake’s lavish news studio, currently consisting of a chair and a man behind it. Kind of like “Between Two Ferns,” if you ever watched that. We don’t really have the budget for much else. Dr. Shekelstein…

For the previous cutscene, go here. SCENE: Back in The Daily Rake’s lavish news studio, with Fallulah and Dr. Shekelstein. The player has just finished the first level, which only had a few enemies. The camera is focused on him. The Notorious Dr. Shekelstein:…

Every two weeks I’ve been releasing a build of the game, coupled with a writeup. Today I’m doing something a little different. This is partly because some of the work I did, mainly the cutscene writing, has already been released. This is partly because much…