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We briefly switch up our scheduled programming to rant about video games.
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I Hate Modern Gaming Part 1 - Real Time Clicking - The Daily Rake
Last month, I wrote about “Concord,” a AAA (((disaster))) eight years in the making that died three weeks after launch. To be fair, I’ve heard a few different estimations for the budget for that game. The early numbers ranged from $100-200 million, although…
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Bi-Weekly game update 1
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EEI Entry 1: Pathfinding, Campaign Skeleton, and Arcade Scoring - The Daily Rake
Recently, I promised an article every second Monday giving updates on “Escape From Epstein Island,” the game project I announced about a year ago under the title “Saint Nasim’s day off.” I was initially hesitant to write these articles. Game development is…
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The Evil Hezbollah Terrorists strike a military base. The World’s Most Moral Army responds by firebombing civilians in a refugee camp.
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Lebanon Gone Wild 2024: Israel Kills Babies, Hezbollah Deletes Baby Killers - The Daily Rake
About two weeks ago Iran launched their successful ballistic missile attack on Israel. We also received the initial reports documenting the beautiful failure of Israel’s entry into Lebanon. Israel is a country with strong censorship laws, which are used to…
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If the US MIC thought they could get away with a $10 trillion program building giant mechs, they'd do it, and China would probably copy them.
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PSA: Laser Weapons are Memes and so are Rail Guns - The Daily Rake
The US Military Industrial Complex will never say no to a long disproven and frankly idiotic idea that failed more than half a century ago. Exhibit A: laser weapons. You see, UAVs sound kind of futuristic, which means that they are invulnerable to the peasant…
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Bi weekly game update 2.
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EEI Entry 2: The Bestiary - The Daily Rake
Since the last update two weeks ago, the following improvements have been made.  Obnoxious sound volume differentials for different sound effects normalized, and an inobtrusive bleep added when the grenades come back online.  Arcade mode difficulty ramp up…
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Does anyone have the lowdown on the recent Georgian elections? I was writing an article on that, but the more I look into it, the more complicated it becomes.

EDIT: Actually, not that complicated. I wondered why the populist regime let out a bunch of "criminals." Then I learned that the previous regime, installed after a (((colour revolution))) was literally run by a kike who replaced the entire police force and started mass arresting people and then torturing them while in prison while privatizing the economy and starting a war with Russia. Now it makes sense again.

EDIT 2: Possibly not an actual Jew. Was thrown off by his honorary degree from Haifa University and everything else.
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The deeper dive on recent Georgian politics has been spun off into its own article.
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Georgia: Peasants Threaten Managed Democracy Through Voting - The Daily Rake
It has come to my attention that the Georgians recently did something entirely unacceptable. On their October 26th federal election, they overwhelmingly voted for a party that the  genocidal zionists Morally Superior Upholders of Western Civilization are…
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Big Tent Conservatism is my porn name, and I will be starting my fellowship at The Manhattan Institute this upcoming March.
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Conservative (((Manhattan Institute))) Hires Former Porn Whore who Ragequite DailyMail over Trannyphobia - The Daily Rake
This is not a satirical article. It’s also not overly surprising. Once you understand that “conservatism” is just a pack of zionist Jews getting out in front of Whitey on racial issues, and all normal people on societal issues, them hiring an ultra-shitlib…
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Consume zionist puppetfight. Get excited for new zionist puppetfight.
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Orange Zionist Defeats Mulatto Zionist - The Daily Rake
I don’t have much to say, because I don’t care. My thoughts on this zionist puppetshow mirror Larry Fink. Donald Trump has abandoned his populist pretenses, and has replaced them with basic bitch neo-conservatism, at the behest of his big money donors. This…
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The NJP could have had an entire year leading up to a federal election being the only party opposed to the Palestinian Genocide, but they decided to aloof instead.
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I Hate the E-Right Part 24 - Election Analysis From the Gay Peanut Gallery - The Daily Rake
My analysis of the 2024 puppetfight had a few homosexual detractors.  I don’t mean that as a joke, I mean men who enjoy sucking dick are as thrilled that Trump won the election as they are angry at us naughty “exterminationist” Goyim who support Hamas. This…
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Imagine being such a filthy casual that you don't play every game with ten guides open at the same time.
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I Hate Modern Gaming Part 2 - Walkthrough Addict Denounces Hand Holding - The Daily Rake
In the inaugural entry in this series I mentioned the “Soulsborne” genre, created and popularized by developer FromSoftware, and leading man Hidetaka Miyazaki. If I may quote myself.  Soulsbornes are shitty action games that overcompensate for their lack…
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Bi Weekly Update - Hacked together boss with accompanying video.
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EEI Entry 3: Boss Test - The Daily Rake
Since the last update two weeks ago the following minor changes have been made. Intro screen updated to proper date. Practice mode respawns the enemy after the player kills it. Minigunner received a minimap image. Arcade mode actually spawns the shielder…
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If you felt a sharp pain in your back, that was Trump finalizing his cabinet picks.
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Donald Trump Installs Jeb Bush's Dream Cabinet - The Daily Rake
My last article on the Great Zionist Puppet Fight Of 2024 ruffled a few feathers. Let’s check in on Zion Don The Neocon and see who he’s picking for his new cabinet. A parody of a Zionist puppet is the new Secretary Of State. And now we learn that Kristi…
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Soulsborne combat is basically Ninja Gaiden With Down Syndrome.
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I Hate Modern Gaming Part 3 - Ninja Gaiden at Home - The Daily Rake
I am once again asking for your moral support as I reference some Dork Souls Enjoying tranny on Medium. A Tranny On Medium: One cannot discuss Soulsborne without acknowledging the series’ hallmark difficulty. It’s not just a game; it’s a gauntlet, a relentless…
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The online right is even more infantile than boomer conservatism.
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I Hate the E-Right Part 26 - Rapist Hitler Works With Jews To Ensure Total Republican Victory - The Daily Rake
Someone forwarded me the latest from Bronze Age Zionist twitter. Apparently some online Jew clapped back at the only homosexual Mexican the GOP doesn’t want, Nick Fuentes, and demands that we all become zionists.  First of all, congratulations to Nick for…
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The injury, while temporarily crippling, should clear up in no time.

https://dailyrake.ca/2024/11/25/short-content-delay-due-to-knee-holocausting/
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Short Content Delay Due to Knee Holocausting - The Daily Rake
You’ll notice in the above image that it appears I have no left kneecap. To make a long story short, I got kicked right in the side of the knee during sparring. It barely hurt at the time, and over the next ten hours proceeded to hurt and swell more and more…
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If only you spent twenty hours a day tweeting and gaming you too could be the world's richest man.
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Hardworking Elon Musk Spends Fourteen Hours a Day Grinding Diablo 4 - The Daily Rake
Remember when people used to tell you that Elon Musk was successful because he was a genius who spent twenty two hours a day working on his revolutionary businesses? Dexerto: Elon Musk has a pretty long resume what with him being the CEO of multiple companies…
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Brian Thompson's shooter is my spirit animal.
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United Healthcare CEO On the Wrong End of Wacky Assassin Hijinks - The Daily Rake
I heard about this story when it happened, but assumed that this was just some random violence in NYC, similar to what happened to that San Fran Cash App founder a while back. I was mistaken. NY Post: The CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare was gunned…
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Workshopping a new site banner.
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Before Luigi Mangione unalived the UnitedHealthcare CEO he was a model citizen. As a matter of fact, he still is.
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Killer Revealed as Vigilante Sex Symbol with Crippling Back Injury - The Daily Rake
Remember when Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO was gunned down on his way to a company conference?  At the time, no one knew who the shooter was, and there was only speculation as to the motive. I myself said the following. In case it weren’t obvious…
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