Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist

#yamete #kudasai #shower #on

Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Why there is no pregnant Barbie ?

Because Ken, came in a different box

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet ?



Supplies !

What did one wall say to the other?

Let’s meet at the corner.

That circus fire was in tents.

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle ??



#optimistic

Fun Fact

Before the crowbar was invented,
Crows used to drink at home

Fun Fact

If you run in front of a car, you will get tired

But if you run behind a car, you will get exhausted

I understand that someone saw a bug on a bed and named them bedbugs…

But who name cockroaches ?🪳