✈️ #Air_crashes
🇷🇺Mi-8 helicopter of the Russian Guard crashed in the Leningrad region during a training flight

🇷🇺Вертолёт Ми-8 Росгвардии разбился в Ленинградской области во время учебно-тренировочного полёта

🤡The commanders of the reindeer breeder Shoigu invaded Ukraine, guided with topographic maps of 1969 😳
This is evidenced by documents seized by the SBU in the regions of Kharkiv region occupied by the Rashists.

For example, info in the documents of Russian motorized rifle battalion of the 138th Guards Motorized Rifle (m/u No. 02511) Brigade has not been updated for at least 53 years.

On these maps, the Saltovsky housing estate of Kharkov, which has been built up since the beginning of the 70s of the last century, is completely absent; there are no Travyanskoe and Murom reservoirs, built in the 1970s, and the state border between #Ukraine and #Russia is drawn with a ballpoint pen, since it was not there at all on Soviet-era maps...

In general, this is right, because why the hell are topographic maps in tundra to reindeer herder? And even more so, reindeer herders don't need online maps from Yandex or Google... 🙃

P.S. The 138th Guards Motorized Rifle Brigade of Russia, which used these maps, was destroyed by AFU at the end of March near the Kharkov ring road in the Starosaltovsky direction.

⚡️🇷🇺SUDDENLY Kadyrov announced the need to deploy air defense bases in Chechnya - for example, in the mountains in Shali region
"In modern conditions, Russia needs new strategic military solutions. First of all, I believe that air defense systems can be in demand more than ever in the mountains of the Chechen Republic, on the southern borders of Russia."

⚡️🇷🇺ВНЕЗАПНО Кадыров заявил о необходимости разместить в Чечне базы ПВО - например, в горах в Шалинском районе
"В современных условиях России нужны новые стратегические военные решения. В первую очередь я считаю, что в горах Чеченской Республики, на южных рубежах России как никогда востребованы системы ПВО".

#Chronicles_of_Russian_madhouse 🇷🇺🤯
📺☠️🇷🇺Kremlin propagandists are showing on state TV how great it is to get a brand new Lada instead of an occupant-son. Minus an extra mouth in the family and plus a new car. Great replacement!
The first flight in a brand new car - to the cemetery
P.S.
In Russia, such money is called "coffin money" - received for death.

#Хроники_российского_дурдома 🇷🇺🤡
📺☠️🇷🇺По телику крутят, как здорово получить новенькую Ладу вместо сына-оккупанта. Минус лишний рот в семье и плюс новое авто. Отличная замена!
Первый рейс на новенькой машине - на кладбище

🌾🇺🇦This is how the struggle for the harvest in the frontline zone looks (Nikolaev region)
Putin's horde is trying to burn down with shelling what they cannot steal.

🌾🇺🇦Так выглядит борьба за урожай в прифронтовой зоне (Николаевская область)
Путинская орда пытается сжечь с помощью обстрелов то, что не может спиздить.

🇬🇧Boris Johnson compares his premiership to a Typhoon flight as he prepares to hand over the controls
"After three happy years in the cockpit, performing some pretty difficult if not astonishing feats, I am about to hand the controls over seamlessly to someone else."
/SKY News/

🇬🇧Борис Джонсон сравнил свое премьерство с полетом на истребителе Тайфун
«После трех счастливых лет в кабине, где я совершил несколько довольно сложных, если не удивительных подвигов, я собираюсь передать управление кому-то другому».
Политик не только полетал на истребителе, но и принял участие в учениях по дозаправке.