It seems that all Kremlin "journalists" have abruptly forgotten the English language 😅😂
Absolutely EVERYTHING, including the pseudo-opposition in the person of Surkov’s former assistant, State Duma deputy Ponomarev, — the Morning of February tg-channel — this is the same muddy type that 3 days ago was the first and only one who reported on the “arrest of Surkov”, after which in Ukraine the SBU suddenly arrested Putin’s godfather Medvedchuk which no less suddenly trying to escape to Russia through the Moldavian Transnistria... As we said, the report about Surkov’s “arrest” was just a cover operation” (or, quite possibly, a certain signal to the same Medvedchuk who together with maestro Surkov at one time successfully sawed loot in the Donbass)
But we will talk about this — and also about where did the story with "arrest of Surkov" grow legs — we will talk later...

So, all the Kremlin media today in concert posting the “good news” that the “Cruiser Moskva is afloat and has already reached Sevastopol under its own power,” attributing this phrase to Pentagon spokesman John Kirby after a suspiciously crooked translation of the CNN article.

❗️Russian media write:
"The flagship cruiser of the Black Sea Fleet Moskva, on board of which the fire broke out, will go under its own power to the port of Sevastopol," Pentagon spokesman John Kirby told CNN on air.
The cruiser "Moscow" is afloat. He'll get to Sevastopol on his own," Kirby said."
Instead of Kirby's words, the Kremlin media provide a link to their own articles.

ОРИГИНАЛ:
"We assess that the ship is able to make its own way, and it is doing that; it's heading more towards, now, we think the east. We think it's probably going to be putting in at Sevastapol for repairs," he added.

ПЕРЕВОД:
"Мы предполагаем, что корабль способен идти своим ходом, и он это делает; он продолжает продвигаться, теперь, как мы думаем, на восток. Полагаем, что он, вероятно, будет поставлен в Севастополь на ремонт".

The Pentagon finally guessed to send a drone to the site of the death of "Moscow" - after they realized that they crap themself again, believing the non-existent "report" of the Russian Ministry of Defense 🙃

It seems that the famous Russian saying "the more oaks in the army, the stronger our defense" applies not only to the Russian military...


Поняв, что в очередной раз эпично обосрались, понадеявшись на несуществующий в природе "доклад Минобороны РФ", Пентагон наконец дотумкал отправить беспилотник к месту гибели "Москвы".

Похоже, поговорка "чем больше в армии дубов, тем крепче наша оборона", действует не только в отношении русских военных... 😁

It looks like Shoigu was visited by "Novichok" ...
⚡️⚡️⚡️Shoigu has a massive heart attack, he is in intensive care.
20 Russian generals are arrested. They are accused of embezzling $10 billion allocated by Putin for the preparation of the blitzkrieg.

Leonid Nevzlin, a Russian-Israeli public figure and former co-owner of Yukos, announced this on his Facebook page, citing reliable sources in the Kremlin.

https://www.facebook.com/Nevzlin/posts/401175778677018

Похоже, Шойгу посетил "Новичок"...
⚡️⚡️⚡️У Шойгу обширный инфаркт, он в реанимации.
20 российских генералов арестованы.

Об этом сообщил российско-израильский общественный деятель, бывший совладелец "Юкоса" Леонид Невзлин в своем Facebook со ссылкой на надежные источники в Кремле.

⚠️ЧТО ПРОИЗОШЛО С «МОСКВОЙ» НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ:
По некоторым сведениям, ВСУ использовали байрактар, чтобы уничтожить одну из РЛС "Москвы", после чего по крейсеру был нанесен удар двумя ракетами класса "Нептун"

В 1:05 с корабля был подан сигнал SOS, в 1:14 ночи крейсер практически лег на левый борт, через полчаса пропало все электропитание.
"Примерно в 2 часа ночи турецкое судно эвакуировало с «Москвы» 54 моряка, а приблизительно в 3 часа ночи Турция и Румыния сообщили, что корабль затонул." Эта информация подтвердилась," пишет el_murid

❗️Надо учитывать, что на «Москве» было 510 членов экипажа и 600 десантников.

Однако утром 14 апреля некоторые tg-каналы сообщили, что около 10:00 по местному времени с ракетного крейсера “Москва” в Севастополь якобы были доставлены 14 моряков, в том числе начальник медицинской службы корабля.
"Они прибыли к причалу на скоростном катере, где их уже ожидали машины скорой помощи" — написал Tg-канал "SuperRoma".

В любом случае, судьба как минимум 456 членов экипажа и 600 десантников неизвестна.

Турецкие СМИ с издевкой пишут, что США не понимают, что произошло с российским крейсером: «Им пришлось выбирать между двумя историями . Первая история о том, что это была просто некомпетентность, вторая о том, что их взломали. Ни для кого из них это не лучший результат»

⚠️WHAT HAPPENED WITH "MOSCOW" REALLY:
According to insiders, the Armed Forces of Ukraine used a bayraktar to destroy one of the Moskva radars, after which the cruiser was hit by two Neptune-class missiles (R-360 "Neptun").

At 1:05 a.m., an SOS signal was sent from the ship, at 1:14 a.m. the cruiser practically lay down on the port side, after half an hour all power was lost.
"At about 2 am, a Turkish ship evacuated 54 sailors from the 'Moscow', and at about 3 am, Turkey and Romania reported that the ship had sunk." This information has been confirmed," writes el_murid

❗️It should be taken into account that the "Moskva" had 510 crew members and 600 paratroopers.

However, on the morning of April 14, some tg channels reported that at about 10:00 local time, 14 sailors, including the head of the ship's medical service, were allegedly delivered from 'Moskva' missile cruiser to Sevastopol.
"They arrived at the pier on a speedboat, where ambulances were already waiting for them," post the SuperRoma Tg channel.

In any case, the fate of at least 456 crew members and 600 paratroopers is unknown.

Turkish media mockingly write that USA doesn't understand what happened to the Russian cruiser: "They had to choose between two stories . The first story is that it was just incompetence, the other is that they were hacked. It's not a good outcome for either of them".

❗️After a visit by US drone to the area of the incident and unambiguously mocking reports from the Turkish media, the Presidential Administration finally gave the command to Kremlin propagandists to admit that the “flagship cruiser Moskva” sank:
👉"The cruiser Moskva sank while being towed in a storm due to damage to the hull received during a fire from the detonation of ammunition," RIA Novosti was told, citing the silent Ministry of Defense of RF.

❗️После визита в район происшествия американского беспилотника и однозначно издевательских сообщений турецких СМИ, АПешечка наконец-то отдала команду своим пропагандонам признать, что "флагманский крейсер "Москва" затонул:
👉"Крейсер "Москва" затонул при буксировке в условиях шторма из-за повреждений корпуса, полученных в ходе пожара от детонации боезапаса", - сообщили РИА Новости, со ссылкой на молчаливое Минобороны.🙃

⬆️ Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance - the Russian media have gone through all the stages of accepting the inevitable 😂

▪️Ship "Moscow" is on the go
▪️Such a cruiser cannot be sunk
▪️Neptune — inaccurate rockets
▪️The ship sank

That's all you need to know about the Russian media