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๐Ÿ—ฟ A new Satoshi Nakamoto statue has arrived โ€” right at the New York Stock Exchange!

The NYSE has become the sixth location in the world to host a statue of Bitcoinโ€™s mysterious creator. The project is led by Jack Mallersโ€™ company Twenty One, which plans to install 21 statues globally โ€” a clear nod to Bitcoinโ€™s 21M max supply. ๐Ÿ‘€

Another symbolic win for Bitcoin culture, now standing in the heart of traditional finance. ๐Ÿฆ
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China is taking over the AI market ๐Ÿ˜‰

Downloads of Chinese AI models have surged to 17%, overtaking the combined U.S. giants โ€” Google, Meta, and OpenAI โ€” at 15.8%.

While American companies focus on premium quality and paid subscriptions, China is going full โ€œfree-to-play,โ€ giving away AI access to attract massive user bases โ€” and more users means more training data. ๐Ÿ‘€

Humanity has officially entered the AI eraโ€ฆ and China is once again conquering markets through good old-fashioned aggressive pricing ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ’ต
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๐Ÿ”ผ $1.3M per BTC by 2035? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

The CIO of Bitwise has unveiled a valuation model where $1.3M per Bitcoin is considered a conservative target for 2035. ๐Ÿš€

๐Ÿ“ˆ The forecast assumes Bitcoinโ€™s share of goldโ€™s market cap will rise from 9% to 25% over the next decade.

Meanwhile, weโ€™re over here still hoping BTC can break $100K โ€” even the QE announcement on December 12 couldnโ€™t push it thereโ€ฆ and Bitwise is already promising seven-figure Bitcoin in 10 years ๐Ÿ™„
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๐Ÿ•ณ 15 years since Satoshi disappeared

On December 12, 2010, Satoshi Nakamoto โ€” the anonymous creator of Bitcoin โ€” posted on BitcoinTalk for the last time, mentioning DoS vulnerabilities and code updates. After that, he vanished from the forum. ๐Ÿฅท

For several months Satoshi still exchanged emails with early BTC developers. In his final messages, he asked not to turn him into a โ€œmysterious figureโ€ and said he had โ€œmoved on to other things,โ€ leaving Bitcoin in โ€œgood hands.โ€

Around the same time, Gavin Andresen announced he would present Bitcoin at a CIA tech conference โ€” a moment many believe pushed Satoshi to withdraw completely from public life.
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โš–๏ธ Do Kwon Sentenced to 15 Years

Terraform Labs founder Do Kwon has been sentenced to 15 years in prison over the $40B collapse of UST and LUNA in 2022. Prosecutors sought 12 years, while Kwonโ€™s team asked for 5 โ€” he will also forfeit $19M.

Kwon expressed remorse, admitting responsibility and hoping others โ€œdonโ€™t repeat his mistakes.โ€ He may serve part of his sentence in South Korea. ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท
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๐Ÿ”Ž CryptoQuant: Short-term BTC holders in deep pain

Short-term Bitcoin holders are now sitting on one of the biggest unrealized losses of 2025 โ€” their average entry price is about 10% above the current market, putting them firmly in a โ€œreal pain zone.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€

Historically, such deep loss phases appear late in a correction, often signaling that a market reversal may be approaching as selling pressure exhausts. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

In short: short-term holders are hurting, but this level of capitulation has previously marked the end of corrections rather than the beginning.
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๐Ÿ”ฅ Fed quietly turns on the money printer

Recent data on U.S. Treasury purchases shows the Fed is effectively launching stealth QE again. Over just a few weeks, the Fed is set to buy tens of billions in government bonds:

โ€ข Dec 12 โ€” $8.167B
โ€ข Dec 15 โ€” $6.801B
โ€ข Dec 17 โ€” $8.165B
โ€ข Dec 19 โ€” $8.165B
โ€ข Dec 22 โ€” $6.801B
โ€ข Jan 6 โ€” $8.165B
โ€ข Jan 8 โ€” $8.165B

Such accelerated bond purchases usually signal liquidity injections โ€” historically bullish for risk assets like BTC and equities.

In short: the money printer is humming again, and markets may feel it soon. ๐Ÿš€
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๐ŸŽฌ Netflix Drops Trailer for Crypto Comedy About a Lost $35M Password

Netflix is releasing a new comedy, โ€œOne Attempt Remaining,โ€ starring Jennifer Garner.

๐Ÿ— The plot: a divorced couple discovers that the crypto they once won on a cruise is now worth $35M โ€” but theyโ€™ve forgotten the password and have 48 hours before the SEC claim expires.

The film pokes fun at real crypto nightmares, echoing cases like ex-Ripple CTO Stefan Thomas, who lost access to 7,002 BTC, and the famous UK โ€œlandfill Bitcoinโ€ story. ๐Ÿ—‘

Crypto has appeared in documentaries before, but this is one of the first full-scale Hollywood comedies centered on the chaos of private keys and lost fortunes.

A light take on a very real problem: in crypto, a forgotten password can cost millions. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ’ต
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๐Ÿ€ Another solo miner strikes lucky

๐Ÿ›  A solo Bitcoin miner has successfully mined block #927474, earning a reward of 3.133 BTC โ€” roughly $284,000.

Such wins are extremely rare, as solo miners compete against massive industrial pools. But every so often, luck hits, showing that even small independent miners can still capture an entire block reward on their own.

A reminder: in Bitcoin, probability sometimes smiles on the little guy. ๐ŸŒˆ
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โš”๏ธ Solana withstands massive DDoS attack

Solanaโ€™s network has endured a week-long DDoS attack that became the fourth-largest ever recorded against any distributed system, with peak traffic reaching 6 Tbps. ๐Ÿ™€

Despite the scale of the attack, on-chain data shows the blockchain handled the load without issues. ๐Ÿง

Transaction confirmations stayed under one second, and slot times remained stable throughout the incident. ๐Ÿ’ช
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๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐ŸฅŠ ๐Ÿค– Humans vs AI: the trading reality check

Last week, Aster launched a trading tournament where human traders competed directly against an AI. The results after just one week look brutal: collectively, humans are down 30%, while the AI is hovering around break-even. ๐Ÿ‘€

However, the picture changes when looking at individual performance. The top-ranked participant is still a human โ€” delivering an impressive 4x return in just 7 days. The takeaway? On average, AI beats the crowd, but exceptional individuals can still outperform the machine. ๐Ÿš€
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Binance offers up to $5M for whistleblowers ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ’ฐ

Binance has announced a reward of up to $5 million for information exposing fraudulent โ€œlisting agentsโ€ who falsely claim they can influence token listings. ๐Ÿ’ต

The exchange stressed that all listings must go through official Binance channels only and that it does not work with third-party brokers or intermediaries. ๐Ÿง

The move comes amid increased scrutiny of Binanceโ€™s listing practices after recent insider trading incidents. Following an internal audit, Binance has already blacklisted several individuals and firms for misrepresenting ties to the exchange and charging projects for fake listing services. ๐Ÿ“
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๐Ÿšช VanEckโ€™s crypto outlook for 2026 โ€” just one word

VanEck has released its annual โ€œ10 Predictions for the Crypto Market in 2026,โ€ but this time the report contains only one word: โ€œGood luck!โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€

In essence, the major investment manager chose not to publish any forecasts at all. ๐Ÿคท

Sometimes, no forecast is the best forecast.
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๐ŸŽ… Q4 reality check โ€” no Santa rally this time

Eric Trump wasnโ€™t exaggerating when he spoke in September about an โ€œincredibleโ€ fourth quarter โ€” just not in the way many expected ๐Ÿ˜

Markets are moving with such confidence to the downside that even a classic Santa Rally canโ€™t save this quarter. So far, Q4 is shaping up to be the second-weakest on record, down around -23%, second only to 2018โ€™s brutal -42%. ๐Ÿ“‰
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๐Ÿ“ˆ Bitcoin spikes to $90K โ€” then reality hits

๐Ÿš€Bitcoin jumped sharply to $90,000 at the opening of the US trading session, gaining around 3% in under an hour. However, the rally was short-lived, and the price quickly reversed, wiping out the entire move just as fast. ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ”ช According to Coinglass, about $343 million in leveraged positions were liquidated within 4 hours. Roughly $152M came from shorts, but the subsequent pullback crushed long positions as well, liquidating nearly the same amount โ€” around $192M.

A classic volatility trap: first shorts, then longs. ๐Ÿ“Š
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๐Ÿง  Michael Saylor doubles down on the $1M Bitcoin thesis

Michael Saylor has reiterated his long-term conviction that $1 million per BTC is inevitable, arguing that Bitcoin will continue to outperform gold over the coming decades. ๐Ÿš€

According to Saylor, BTCโ€™s fixed supply, growing institutional adoption, and role as a digital store of value position it as a superior monetary asset.

In his projection, Bitcoinโ€™s total market capitalization could eventually reach $200 trillion, compared to under $2 trillion today. ๐Ÿ™„
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๐Ÿ˜ณ Is Japan pressuring Bitcoin?

According to Bloomberg, the Bank of Japan is considering raising its key interest rate from 0.50% to 0.75%, which would mark the highest level in nearly 30 years. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

At first glance, this seems unrelated to crypto โ€” but history tells a different story. Previous BoJ rate hikes have coincided with sharp Bitcoin pullbacks:

โ–ช๏ธ March 2024: BTC โˆ’23%
โ–ช๏ธ July 2024: BTC โˆ’26.5%
โ–ช๏ธ January 2025: BTC โˆ’32%

๐Ÿ“… The rate decision is expected tomorrow, and the market may already be pricing in the potential tightening.

If the hike is confirmed, it could increase pressure on risk assets, including crypto. The key question now is whether this move is fully priced in โ€” or if another volatility wave is ahead. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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๐Ÿ“Š Bitcoinโ€™s 4-year cycle: broken or just ignored?

While many analysts are declaring that Bitcoinโ€™s classic 4-year cycle is โ€œdead,โ€ price behavior suggests the opposite. ๐Ÿง

So far, BTC continues to move remarkably close to its historical cycle pattern, despite changing narratives, ETFs, and growing institutional participation. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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๐Ÿ”ฎ Prediction markets as the new macro signal

Platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are increasingly acting as leading indicators for macroeconomic data. By continuously pricing market expectations, they often react faster than traditional models used by the Fed. ๐Ÿ“Š

According to Keyrock, Polymarket forecasts reach 90โ€“95% accuracy, and by the Brier score, prediction markets significantly outperform traditional weather forecasts and sports betting models. ๐Ÿง

Hedge funds are already tapping into these platforms as a source of real-time market consensus and early signals of upcoming macro shifts โ€” turning collective intelligence into a powerful analytical tool. ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ’ต
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๐Ÿ’ธ Bitcoin ETFs see strongest inflows in a month

Spot Bitcoin ETFs recorded their largest daily inflow since November 11, pulling in over $450 million in a single day. This marks the biggest one-day net inflow over the past month. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The surge may signal that institutional investors are regaining confidence and starting to position for a potential continuation of the uptrend. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

After a period of cooling demand, ETF flows once again suggest renewed interest from large capital.
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