🇳🇱 The Dutch parliament is officially debating the creation of a strategic Bitcoin reserve

If approved, the Netherlands could join the list of countries stacking sats on a national level. 🟠📈

State-level HODL mode: ON. 🚀

🇨🇳Chinese company Jiuzi just approved a new crypto investment policy with plans to deploy up to $1B into the market! 💰

👉 At first, they’ll stick to the big three: BTC, ETH, and BNB.
😁 Makes sense — warm up with the majors before aping into alts.

Could be fresh fuel for the next leg up. 🚀

🍔 Steak ’n Shake’s CEO says Bitcoin beats credit cards for them

“We’re saving 50% on processing fees and seeing a big boost since adding BTC payments.” ⚡️

Bitcoin fixing fast food now?

🐂 More Twitter hopium incoming:

Is BTC about to take off? ✈️
If the weekly RSI breaks above 70, history suggests the bull run could continue.

😬 But for now, charts show a bearish divergence — so the market’s still playing mind games.

Hopium or reality? Time will tell. ⏳

Longs got wrecked again 🤷

In the last 24h, over $1B in long positions were liquidated (BTC slipped under $110K, ETH below $3.9K).

📉 Holders dumped BTC at a $2.2B loss today alone.

Next possible stop? $107K 😬

📈 Raoul Pal says the classic 4-year BTC cycle has now stretched into a 5-year cycle

⏳ According to him, Bitcoin’s peak should come in 2026, possibly in Q2.

Raoul Pal — ex-Goldman Sachs exec & co-founder of Real Vision.

So yeah, the party isn’t over yet — it just got rescheduled 🥂

👻 The Fear & Greed Index just tanked to 28 – Fear

Looks like the market’s shaking — but as they say, fear often sets the stage for opportunity. 🫣

🐳 Even whales bleed too

One OTC whale grabbed 60,333 ETH (~$239M) at $4,230 — and just a week later, he’s already sitting on a $16M loss after the correction. 🤷💰

Guess it’s easier to hodl in red when you’ve got whales for company… ☹️

📊 DEX futures are on fire — daily trading volume smashed a record $87B

This time the spotlight isn’t on Hyperliquid — Aster stole the crown 👑 and is now the main driver of growth in decentralized futures trading. 🚀

📆 Fun fact: September is the only month in Bitcoin’s 15-year history with a negative average return

Next up — Uptober, Bullvember, and the green Q4 rally… or will the market flip the script again? 🤔

🚀 Bitcoin already at $112K – is this the start of a new rally?

When BTC briefly dipped to $109K, its daily RSI fell into almost the same oversold zone as during the $74K drop triggered by the “Trump tariffs” shock.

And we all remember what happened next… 😉

😳 A “sleeping” Bitcoin whale from 2013 just woke up!

🐳 He moved 400.07 BTC ($44.24M) to 27 fresh addresses. These coins were originally bought 12 years ago for just $239,866 from miners of the Satoshi era.

That’s a neat 200x gain 🤑

📉 Retail demand for Bitcoin is fading: purchases in the $0–$10K range have dropped to their lowest level since July

Looks like small investors are taking a break — leaving the big moves to the whales 🐋

🔨 Bitcoin miners are no longer the main keepers of BTC

Back in 2019, they held around 2.5M BTC, but today it’s just over 1.8M. Miners now act like regular businesses — selling coins to cover costs and reinvest in equipment.

Result? Less market influence from miners and a more independent, resilient Bitcoin 💪

😏 Donald Trump just dropped a meme where he “fires” Fed Chair Jerome Powell

Looks like even monetary policy is turning into meme content now 😜📉

👀 MrBeast is aping into ASTER!

About 16 hours ago, he bought 167,436 tokens for $320.6K at $1.91 each. Over the past week, he’s already spent $1.325M on 705,821 ASTER at an average of $1.88 — sitting on a $64K floating profit. 💵

Meanwhile, CZ confirmed ex-Binance staff are behind Aster, and YZi Labs holds a minority stake.

Looks like Binance found a way to grab a slice of the DEX pie 🍰 — until now dominated by Hyperliquid.

🚀 Bitcoin is back at $114K, sparking cautious optimism.

The Fear & Greed Index sits at a neutral 50. 👀

Meanwhile, Michael Saylor keeps stacking: Strategy bought another 196 BTC ($22M), raising its holdings to 640,031 BTC. 💰

On the Ethereum side, BitMine is playing the same game — now holding 2,651,000 ETH ($10.9B), nearly 2% of total supply!

Whales gonna whale 🐋

🔄💸 Today, bankrupt exchange FTX starts distributing $5B in stablecoins to its creditors

The big question: how much of that will flow straight back into other crypto? 🤔

🧮 Bitcoin’s price follows Metcalfe’s Law: value grows with the square of active users

Right now: ~50M addresses. If that number hits 200M, BTC could be worth $1.7M per coin! 🙀

This lines up with bold forecasts from crypto analysts — and even Michael Saylor dreaming of $13M per BTC 🤑🚀

🤔 According to Eric Balchunas, chances of new crypto ETFs launching are now at 100%!

Forms 19b-4 no longer matter — the only thing left is approval of the S-1 registrations by Corp Finance. 📝

The spotlight is on the Solana ETF, which just filed its 4th amendment — meaning launch could drop any day now! 🚀