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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China Is Dumping Crypto ๐Ÿ“‰

China has reportedly begun offloading seized crypto through private firms to refill state coffers, according to Cointelegraph. The move comes amid economic slowdown and trade tensions with the U.S. ๐Ÿง

๐Ÿ’ฅ First the U.S. spooked the market โ€” now China is adding sell pressure.

Fun fact: back in 2020, China seized 200K BTC and 830K ETH from PlusToken scammers. Analysts say most of it has already been sold ๐Ÿคฏ

Crypto bros dreamed of selling to governmentsโ€ฆ instead, governments are dumping on them ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ U.S. Targets China with Massive Tariff Hike

The White House is considering raising tariffs on Chinese goods up to 245% ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿ“ Washington's goals: โ€” Isolate China from 70 countries โ€” Block sanctions evasion via third parties โ€” Limit overseas expansion of Chinese companies

๐Ÿงจ A crazy geopolitical move that could escalate global trade tensions and reshape international markets.
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๐Ÿฅถ Coinbase Hints at a New Crypto Winter

According to Coinbaseโ€™s April report, the crypto market may be entering a โ€œcrypto winterโ€ phase:

๐Ÿ”ป Altcoin market cap has dropped 41% since March โ€” from $1.6T to $950B.

๐Ÿ’ธ Venture funding in crypto is down 50โ€“60% compared to 2021โ€“2022 highs.

๐Ÿ“‰ Investor interest is cooling fast, mirroring early signs of past bear cycles.

๐Ÿ”ฎ Potential recovery? Not expected before Q3 2025.
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๐Ÿ† Gold Outshines Stocks in 2025

Investors are ditching U.S. stocks and rushing into gold, with over $80B inflows since the start of 2025 โ€” 2x the previous record set in 2020. ๐Ÿš€

๐Ÿ“ˆ Gold prices have surged +22% YTD, outperforming all major asset classes.

๐Ÿ’ฅ The metal has hit 52 all-time highs in the past year โ€” its strongest run in over a decade.

๐ŸŒ Why the rush? Mounting market uncertainty and global trade tensions are pushing capital toward this classic safe haven.
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Bitcoin dominance hits 64% โ€” highest in 5 years ๐Ÿš€

BTC now controls 64% of the total crypto market cap, a level we haven't seen since 2019.

That's nearly 2/3 of all crypto money flowing into Bitcoin โ€” clear signal of risk-off behavior in the market.

๐Ÿ“‰ Altseason? Still waiting by the door...
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๐Ÿ“Š Stablecoins > Visa

For the first time ever, stablecoins moved more dollar value in 2024 than Visa. Yep, that actually happened.

This marks a major shift: blockchain-based money is no longer niche โ€” it's competing (and winning) against traditional giants.

๐Ÿ”— DeFi rails > legacy rails? We might be watching it happen in real time.
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๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Crypto Bro CAPTCHA

Select all the Bitcoin buyers from this year. ๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ“ˆ Bitcoinโ€™s Realized Cap Hits All-Time High โ€“ But Momentum Slows

BTCโ€™s realized capitalization just hit a record $872B โ€” showing how much actual capital flowed into the network.

However, according to Glassnode, monthly growth has slowed to just +0.9%.

๐Ÿ’ก That means capital is still flowing in, but investor risk appetite is cooling off.

Bullish vibes with a side of caution ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ“‰
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๐Ÿ’ฐ Public Bitcoin miners sold over 40% of their mined BTC in March โ€” the largest sell-off since October 2024.

According to MinerMag, the move came as a response to rising economic pressure: higher energy prices, increasing hardware costs, and tighter margins. โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Despite the bull market, even miners are feeling the heat โ€” and cashing in to stay afloat.
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๐Ÿ˜ JPMorgan: โ€œBitcoin failed to attract safe-haven demand.โ€

While gold ETFs saw a whopping $21.1B inflow in Q1 2025, Bitcoin is facing three straight months of ETF outflows and declining futures interest.

๐Ÿ“‰ BTCโ€™s โ€œdigital goldโ€ narrative is under pressure, analysts say โ€” meanwhile, actual gold is thriving amid macro uncertainty, gaining support from both ETF and futures investors. ๐Ÿ‘€
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๐Ÿ‹ An ancient Ethereum whale just woke up after 3 years of silence!

Originally scooping up 76,000 ETH during the ICO at just $0.31 per coin, the whale has now moved 6,000 ETH (~$9.55M) and sold half for $4.78M.

Even with a sweet ROI, the missed profit potential over the years is still jaw-dropping. ๐Ÿคท
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๐ŸŽฐ Ex-JPMorgan & Galaxy exec Richard Kim got arrested by the FBI โ€” turns out, he gambled investorsโ€™ $4.3M instead of building his crypto casino, Zero Edge.

Spoiler: the casino never launched.

๐Ÿ’ธ $3.8M went straight to crypto trading and online gambling sites, while Kim told investors their funds were safe.

He admitted he started โ€œchasing lossesโ€ after losing $80K in a phishing scam. SEC got a confession, but the feds got the cuffs.

Even Galaxy, his former employer, got burned โ€” and reported him themselves.

Heโ€™s out on $250K bail, but the charges? Fraud and wire fraud. Zero Edge, indeed. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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๐Ÿ“‰ Whatโ€™s Holding Bitcoin Back?

Despite BTCโ€™s recovery from recent lows, the price isn't mooning just yet โ€” and here's why: short-term holders are cashing out. ๐Ÿ’ฐ

These quick-profit investors are using every bounce to lock in gains, creating constant selling pressure thatโ€™s putting a cap on Bitcoinโ€™s upward momentum.

So while BTCโ€™s trying to climb, short-term profit-takers keep pulling it back down. ๐Ÿคท
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๐Ÿš€ $155K Bitcoin? Gold Says Itโ€™s Possible

Bitcoin may be down ~10% YTD, but analysts say donโ€™t count it out โ€” itโ€™s showing gold-like strength and might just follow its shiny cousin to new highs. โœจ

๐Ÿ“Š According to Cryptollica, BTC is mirroring goldโ€™s pattern and could break out to $155K soon.

๐Ÿ”Ž Glassnode agrees: despite recent volatility, Bitcoin is holding up impressively โ€” especially compared to past -50% crashes during global turmoil.

With a falling dollar, rising global money supply, and BTC acting more like โ€œdigital gold,โ€ the setup for a moon mission might already be in play. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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๐Ÿ” Big Mac vs Bitcoin: Whoโ€™s Winning?

Since 2010, the price of a Big Mac in USD has jumped by +37.96%. But in BTC? Itโ€™s actually cheaper now. ๐Ÿ’ช

Thatโ€™s right โ€” if youโ€™re measuring in satoshis, burgers are basically on sale.

Bitcoin doesnโ€™t just fight inflation โ€” it grills it. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿšจ $TRUMP Token Unlock Incoming โ€“ $300M Worth!

In ~10 hours, 40M $TRUMP tokens (~$300M) will be unlocked, according to DeFiLlama. ๐Ÿงจ

Despite fears of a โ€œsell wall,โ€ the token is climbing โ€” not crashing. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Rumors suggest the unlocked stash might stay untouched until the launch of Trumpโ€™s upcoming crypto game project (yep, thereโ€™s a Trump's monopoly-like game in the works). ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿงข

Eyes on the charts and ears to the ground โ€” this could get interesting. ๐Ÿค”
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โš ๏ธ Bitcoin Volatility Alert!

CryptoQuant warns: 170,000 BTC (~$14.4B) bought 3โ€“6 months ago has just moved โ€” a signal that major volatility could be on the horizon. ๐ŸŒช

This kind of movement from mid-term holders often precedes sharp price action โ€” up or down.

Strap in, folks. The calm might be over soon. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ
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Bitcoin has outperformed all major assets 60 days after every major global crisis since 2020! ๐Ÿ‘€
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๐Ÿšจ $TRUMP Token Unlock Incoming โ€“ $300M Worth! In ~10 hours, 40M $TRUMP tokens (~$300M) will be unlocked, according to DeFiLlama. ๐Ÿงจ Despite fears of a โ€œsell wall,โ€ the token is climbing โ€” not crashing. ๐Ÿ“ˆ Rumors suggest the unlocked stash might stayโ€ฆ
๐Ÿš€ $TRUMP Pumps After $300M Unlock?!

Despite a massive $300M token unlock (around 20% of total supply), memecoin $TRUMP is suddenly on the rise. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

๐Ÿ’ฌ Rumors say Trump himself isnโ€™t happy with the token being down nearly 90% from its ATH โ€” and may host a private dinner for top $TRUMP holders.

๐Ÿฅฉ Meanwhile, his team is reportedly working on a dedicated webpage for the token.

From unlock fears to meme-fueled hype โ€” the $TRUMP saga continues!
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๐Ÿ’ธ Bybit Hack Update: $380M Vanished into the Shadows

Bybit CEO confirms that over 28% ($380M) of the funds stolen in the Lazarus hack are now untraceable. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

The stolen ETH was funneled through mixers like Wasabi, Tornado Cash, Railgun, and washed via cross-chain bridges: THORChain, LI.FI, Stargate, SunSwap & others.

In the final stage, Lazarus cashed out via P2P and OTC platforms โ€” poof, crypto turned fiat.

๐Ÿ“… The $1.4B hack (500K ETH) hit Bybit in February. Tracking the money trail? Good luck. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿงช Fresh hopium for altseason lovers: historically, altseason kicks off around 340 days after the BTC halving. ๐Ÿ‘€

So... mark those calendars. โณ

Meanwhile, Bitcoin just sprung the coil upward and is now clawing its way toward the next major level โ€” $88K. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Altcoins warming up in the locker room, BTC leading the charge. Let the countdown begin. ๐Ÿš€
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