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๐Ÿ“‰ Bitcoin's Unpleasant Record

BTC's 4-year compound annual growth rate (CAGR) has hit a historic low.

Simply put, Bitcoin has never grown this poorly on average over a full 4-year cycle. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Is it just a phase, or is the bull losing steam? ๐Ÿง
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๐Ÿ“œ Mt. Goxโ€™s Iconic Protest Sign Goes Under the Hammer!

The legendary "Mt. Gox, Where Is Our Money?" sign from 2014 is now up for auction on Scarce.City with a 4.5 BTC reserve price.

Kolin Burges, the man behind the sign, never thought it would become valuableโ€”just like Mt. Gox users never thought they'd lose their BTC. ๐Ÿ˜…

Bidding ends April 3. History has a priceโ€”whoโ€™s buying? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ
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๐Ÿš€ Bitcoin to $123K by June?

๐Ÿ”Ž Analyst Jamie Coutts says the market is underestimating how fast BTC can hit new ATHs. Based on his DXY backtest, Bitcoin could reach $123K by June in a best-case scenario.

With easing financial conditions and China ramping up liquidity, the stars may be aligning for a major breakout. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

๐Ÿšจ But bewareโ€”CryptoQuant's Bull Score Index signals weak momentum. Will BTC surprise everyone or stay stuck? ๐Ÿค”
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๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ 100K+ Gemini & Binance User Data for Sale?

๐Ÿฅท Darkweb actors claim to have thousands of user records, including emails, passwords & location data from Gemini and Binance.

๐Ÿ”ธ Gemini: Allegedly 100K records for sale.
๐Ÿ”ธ Binance: Claims of 132K+ leaked emails & passwordsโ€”but Binance says it's phishing, not a system breach.

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Dark Web Informerโ€™s advice? "Stop clicking random stuff." Stay safe, folks! ๐Ÿšจ
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๐ŸฅŠ Kramer Strikes Again!

Jim Cramer says the market will recover sooner than we think! ๐Ÿ“ˆโœจ

Market: Hold my dip... ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€

Bitcoin drops to $84K, ETH slips below $1900, alts in pain.

Kramer Curse remains undefeated. Jim, why?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿšจ Musk Sells Twitter... to Himself? ๐Ÿคฏ

Elon just "sold" Twitter for $33Bโ€”but wait, the buyer is his own company, xAI! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ”ฅ

Guess he's just playing 4D chess with himself. โ™Ÿ๐Ÿš€
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Trumpโ€™s Crypto Pardon! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Donald Trump just pardoned BitMEX co-founders Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed! ๐ŸŽฉโœจ

They had pleaded guilty to money laundering charges, but heyโ€”looks like it's bullish season for second chances! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿ“‰ Bye-Bye, 4-Year Crypto Cycle? ๐Ÿš€

Polygonโ€™s founder says the classic Bitcoin halving cycle is fading as crypto matures and big institutions step in. ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ฐ

High interest rates = less speculation, but expect a rebound when they drop! ๐Ÿ”„

Trumpโ€™s Bitcoin reserve & ETFs are also shaking things upโ€”bull runs might look different from now on. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿš€ Solana Sets New ATH! ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ”ฅ

Yesterday, Solana hit a record high of 11.118M non-zero addresses (holding โ‰ฅ0.1 SOL)! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ

More wallets, more adoptionโ€”bullish vibes? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿš€
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๐Ÿš€ Ethereum ICO Whale Awakens After 10 Years!

๐Ÿณ An early Ethereum investor, who bought 2,000 ETH for just $620 in 2015, has finally moved his funds after a decade of dormancy. Now, his holdings are worth a staggering $3.7M! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Despite missing the $4,000 peak, he seems to be preparing to sell as ETH dips below $1,800. Panic or strategy? Will he cash out now, fearing a further drop, or hold for the next bull run? ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ”— Whale Alert
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๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan Eyes Crypto as a Financial Product! ๐Ÿš€

Japanโ€™s Financial Services Agency (FSA) is considering reclassifying cryptocurrencies as financial products to crack down on insider trading in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“Š

๐Ÿ’ก Whatโ€™s changing?

๐Ÿ”น Currently, crypto is seen as a "means of settlement" under the Payment Services Act.
๐Ÿ”น The FSA aims to shift it under financial regulations, bringing stricter oversight.
๐Ÿ”น A proposal to amend the Financial Instruments and Exchange Act (FIEA) could reach parliament by 2026.

The move follows growing adoption and fraud concerns in Japanโ€™s crypto space.
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๐Ÿ“Š Bitcoin ETF Inflows Surge, Ethereum ETF Sees Outflows! ๐Ÿ“‰

Over the past week, spot Bitcoin ETFs saw a net inflow of $196.48M, signaling continued investor confidence in BTC. Meanwhile, Ethereum ETFs experienced a net outflow of $8.64M, suggesting weaker demand. ๐Ÿ‘€

Will this trend continue as the price of ETH continues to drop? ๐Ÿค”
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๐Ÿš€ MARA Plans $2B Stock Sale to Buy More Bitcoin! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The largest U.S. mining firm, MARA Holdings, has filed with the SEC to issue $2B in shares, partnering with major banks like Barclays & BMO. The goal? Buy more Bitcoin and boost working capital.

๐Ÿ”น In July 2024, MARA stopped selling mined BTC and started accumulating instead.
๐Ÿ”น Currently holds 46,374 BTC (~$3.8B)โ€”second only to Michael Saylorโ€™s Strategy.
๐Ÿ”น Their long-term strategy? Mine and HODL Bitcoin.
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๐Ÿค–๐Ÿถ Vitalik Enjoying a Robot Dog While ETH Dips

Nothing unusualโ€”Vitalik Buterin is happily playing with a robot dog ๐Ÿ•” , seemingly unbothered by Ethereumโ€™s price drop.๐Ÿ‘€

While the market watches ETH decline, Vitalik is just vibing. Priorities! ๐Ÿคท
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๐Ÿš€ Hut 8 and Eric Trump has announced the launch of American Bitcoin - a new mining company!

The goal is to build the worldโ€™s largest and most efficient Bitcoin mining operation, while developing a strong strategic Bitcoin reserve. ๐Ÿง

Hut 8 will contribute its ASIC miners to the project, taking a majority stake in American Bitcoin.
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$2.4B in BTC Withdrawn from Crypto Exchanges ๐Ÿ’ฐ

According to Santiment, over the past week, 30,000 BTC (worth approximately $2.4 billion) have been withdrawn from cryptocurrency exchanges. ๐Ÿ‘€

This significant outflow could signal that investors are becoming more bullish or prefer holding their assets in private wallets rather than keeping them on exchanges.๐Ÿ“ˆ
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๐Ÿ“‰ ETH Hits 5-Year Low Against BTC (0.02193) ๐Ÿ˜จ

Ethereum has fallen to a 5-year low against Bitcoin, dropping by 39% in the year following the halving. The last time ETH lagged behind BTC by such a margin was in Q3 2019, when it hit 0.0164 (-46%).

This decline highlights the ongoing pressure ETH faces compared to Bitcoin, raising questions about the future dynamics between the two leading cryptocurrencies. ๐Ÿค”
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๐Ÿ’ฐ Strategy has bought an additional 22,048 BTC at $86,969 per BTC.

Now, the company holds a total of 528,185 BTC (2.52% of the current supply), with an average purchase price of $67,458 per BTC.
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๐Ÿฎ Bitcoin โ€“ a beacon of hope?

Strategy shared a chart where only their stocks stay afloat, signing it:

"Bitcoin shines a beacon of orange hope, illuminating a path in the sea of red turbulence."


Meanwhile, BTC is trading at $83,400, recovering from yesterdayโ€™s dip to $81,000. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ
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๐Ÿ“‰ Altcoins vs. BTC: Then and Now

A look back at the top-20 coins from 2017 shows just how much theyโ€™ve fallen against Bitcoin since their all-time highs. ๐Ÿ‘€
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