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🇺🇸🇦🇷 Trump & Milei’s "Presidential Tokens" vs. Bukele’s Bitcoin Play

Spot the difference:

🚀 Bukele: Buys Bitcoin, holds like a Chad. 💎🙌

📉 Trump & Milei: Launch "presidential" tokens, watch them pump & dump. 🥴

One bets on decentralized money, the others on name-brand Ponzi schemes.

Anonymous devs delivering real projects > politicians launching memecoins. 😆🔥
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FTX Moves 1 BTC—Payouts Incoming? 💵

A 1 BTC transaction was spotted from an FTX-linked address, likely a test transfer ahead of the scheduled February 18 repayments. 💰

Could this mean creditors are finally getting their funds? 🤔
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📉 Bitcoin ETFs See $650M in Outflows

After six straight weeks of inflows, Bitcoin ETFs from BlackRock, Fidelity, and others saw their second-largest weekly outflow of $651.8M, while BTC’s price remained stable. 👀

For context:

🔹 In January, ETF inflows hit $2B, pushing BTC to a new ATH of $109K 📈
🔹 The largest outflow ever was in Sept 2024—over $700M, causing BTC to drop 10% 📉

Despite the pullback, spot ETFs continue to give traditional investors access to BTC, fueling demand in 2024. Is this just a cool-off before the next leg up? 🤔🔥
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🕵️‍♂️ Is Jack Dorsey… Satoshi Nakamoto?

A wild theory suggests Jack Dorsey might actually be Satoshi, with a long list of eerie coincidences tying him to Bitcoin’s origins.

🔍 Some key clues:

▪️Cypherpunk background, deep crypto knowledge 🧑‍💻
▪️Bitcoin.org registered one day after his "sailor" tweet ⛵️
▪️Satoshi’s key dates align suspiciously with Jack’s birthdays & family 🎂
▪️Satoshi disappeared just as Jack got too busy with Twitter & Square 🤯
▪️Square literally made a kids’ book featuring Satoshi looking like Jack 📖👀

Jack: "I wouldn’t admit it if I was Satoshi."
Everyone else: "That’s exactly what Satoshi would say." 🤔

Coincidence? 4D chess? Or the greatest hidden flex in tech history? 🔥
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🔥 500 ETH Burned Forever—With a Mysterious Message!

Someone just sent 500 ETH (~$1.5M) to a burn address—gone forever! 💀

🤯 The sender left a bizarre message in Chinese, accusing Kuande Investment’s executives of using brain-machine weapons to persecute employees—and claiming they themselves are also victims of control!

Accidental fat fingers or a $1.5M crypto protest? 🤔🔥
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💸 FTX Payouts Start Today – Solana Already Down 10%!

FTX is beginning repayments to users with losses under $50K, distributing a total of $16B over the next few months.

But here’s the catch: Payouts are based on 2022 bottom prices:

⚡️ 1 BTC? You get $20K, not $100K or 1 BTC 💀
⚡️ ETH holders lucked out—price barely changed 😂

🔥 Solana holders didn’t wait—with $1.8B in SOL set to hit the market on March 1, they’ve already started dumping. $SOL is down 10% in 24h!

Brace for more volatility. 🚀📉
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$TRUMP Airdrop for Merch Buyers 😁

The official $TRUMP memecoin site has launched an airdrop claim page.

Who can claim? 🧐

If you bought Trump merch (like these sneakers) before Feb 15, you can now grab 3 $TRUMP tokens. Cool cashback! 😂
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🐶 D.O.G.E. to Audit the SEC? Only in 2025.

The Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) is set to audit the SEC—because, apparently, even regulators need "efficiency checks." 😂

To make it even more surreal, there’s now an official Twitter account for this operation.

At this point, Elon’s gotta be behind this, right? 🤔🔥
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The OKX exchange is now officially allowed to operate in 28 EEA countries (🔗 Read More).

OKX is among the first global crypto exchanges with a MiCA license, fully complying with the new crypto regulation rules.
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📉 ETH Reserves on Exchanges Hit 9-Year Low – Supply Shock Incoming?

Ethereum on exchanges has dropped to 18.95M ETH, the lowest since 2016, signaling a possible supply squeeze. Less ETH available + strong demand = 🚀?

💡 What’s happening?

🔹 Investors are moving ETH to cold storage (bullish sign)
🔹 If ETH breaks $2,800, over $822M in short positions get liquidated 📈
🔹 A potential Ethereum staking ETF could further tighten supply

So, is ETH about to pump? Or is it just another hopium overdose? 🤔🔥
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💸 Libra Co-Creator Claimed He Paid Milei’s Sister!

Hayden Davis, co-creator of the $LIBRA memecoin, allegedly bragged in texts that he bought influence over Argentina’s President Javier Milei by sending money to his sister, Karina Milei. 🤯

🔹 "I send $$ to his sister, and he does what I want." – Davis in leaked messages
🔹 Davis & Kelsier Ventures made over $100M before $LIBRA crashed 95%
🔹 Milei is now in damage control mode, while Argentina’s opposition threatens impeachment

Davis now denies everything, calling it a political attack—but receipts don’t lie. Did Milei rug Argentina, or did Davis rug Milei? 🤔🔥
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🚀 Saylor Goes Full DeFi – Another $2B for Bitcoin!

Michael Saylor’s Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) is raising $2B through convertible bonds to buy even more BTC. Because 478,740 BTC ($45B worth) just isn’t enough. 😉

🔹 Bonds mature in 2030 with an early redemption option in 3 years
🔹 Strategy has been buying BTC 12 out of the last 14 weeks 🏗
🔹 Goal? $42B in capital by 2027 through stock & debt sales

MSTR stock is down 30% from ATH, but still up 700% in 3 years. 🫡🔥
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📊 BTC Redistribution in 2024: Who’s Buying, Who’s Selling?

🔥 Retail investors dumped 525K BTC, mainly to funds & ETFs, which scooped up 519K BTC 📈
🏢 Businesses went all-in, stacking +374K BTC 💰
🏛 Governments offloaded -62K BTC, probably to buy more printers 🖨💸

Retail panic selling, institutions accumulating—same old story. 🤷
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📊 BTC Buy-In Levels by Investor Groups – CryptoQuant

CryptoQuant analyzed the average BTC purchase prices across key investor categories:

🔹 Funds & Custodians: $89K
🔹 Binance Traders: $59K
🔹 Public Miners: $57K
🔹 Old Whales: $25K

💡 The data raises questions—CryptoQuant’s methodology remains unclear. The CEO admitted Binance trader prices are based on deposit addresses, but the criteria for old whales and mining firms weren’t disclosed.

📉 Historically, when BTC dropped below miners' cost basis (May 2022, March 2020, Nov 2018), bear markets followed. However, CryptoQuant’s CEO doesn’t see a bear phase in 2025, even if BTC falls 30% from ATH (e.g., $110K → $77K).

🔍 Takeaway? Some overpaid, some got in cheap—but the long-term bet is still on BTC’s growth. 🚀
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📊 Bitcoin’s price movement is raising suspicions of market manipulation. 👀

Despite billions in institutional inflows, Bitcoin has been range-bound between $92,400 and $106,500 for over two months. 📈📉

Samson Mow, CEO of Jan3, suggests the price action appears "manufactured," noting that the tight range doesn't seem natural. 🤔

Mow attributes the stagnation to "price suppression," where steady upward movement is followed by sideways consolidation.

Despite the lack of upside, Bitcoin’s long-term outlook remains positive, with predictions of prices reaching $160,000–$180,000 in 2025. 🚀

However, Mow warns that continued price suppression may be linked to significant selling at the margins. 🧐
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⚖️ Nigeria sues Binance for $81.5B!

🇳🇬 The Nigerian government is taking Binance to court, demanding $79.5B for economic damages and $2B in back taxes. Officials blame the exchange for the naira’s troubles and even detained two Binance executives in 2024. 💰

The charges? Tax evasion, failure to file returns, and enabling tax avoidance. Authorities also want a 26.75% interest rate on unpaid taxes.🧐

Binance, which isn't registered in Nigeria, has denied the money laundering accusations and halted naira trading last year.
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Mark Cuban Backs Out of Meme Coins! 🚫🐸

💵 Billionaire Mark Cuban was considering launching his own meme token but has now shelved the idea, saying the space lacks transparency and fairness.

His decision comes after Argentina's President Milei got caught in a meme coin scandal, where the team behind $LIBRA pulled a $100M rug. Meanwhile, Trump’s token is still going strong, and Cuban once joked about using meme coin revenue to reduce U.S. debt. 💰

Looks like Cuban doesn’t want to play "musical chairs" with meme coins. But in crypto, never say never… 👀
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☠️ Zombie Companies Turning to Bitcoin for Salvation

In a desperate bid to survive, struggling companies are abandoning business development and instead betting on Bitcoin to attract investors. 💰

Following Michael Saylor’s playbook, they hope that adding crypto to their balance sheets will boost stock prices and grab headlines. But is this a smart strategy, or just another fad for companies on life support? 🤔
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📊 February: Bitcoin’s Lucky Month? 🚀

Historically, February has been one of the greenest months for BTC. To keep the streak alive and avoid marking only the third red February ever, Bitcoin needs to close above $102,500. 📈🥺

Will the bulls step up, or is history about to get a rare red mark? 🤔🔥
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Altseason is Here? 🧐

According to CryptoQuant CEO, altseason has begun! 🚀

No direct BTC-to-alt rotation, but stablecoin holders are favoring alts. Alt volume is 2.7x BTC. BTC Dominance no longer defines alt season—trading volume does.

It’s a very selective alt season tho. DYOR.


Is this really the altseason we’ve been waiting for? 🤔😁
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A former employee of Bybit's service provider was sentenced to 10 years in prison for a $5,700,000 fraud! 🚓💰

A former fintech employee in Singapore, Ho Kai Xin, scammed $5.7M, mostly in crypto, by editing Excel payroll files to funnel funds into her own wallets. She splurged on a $3.7M penthouse, a Mercedes-Benz, and Louis Vuitton goods—until reality caught up. 💵💃

⚖️ Ho was sentenced to nearly 10 years in jail, but not before ignoring court orders and blowing another $840K. ByBit managed to recover some funds, but millions remain missing. 🤷
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