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📊 Bitcoin Nears Historical Peak in MVRV Channel!

CryptoQuant data shows that the current cycle is approaching the historical peak of the 365-day MVRV channel (Market Value to Realized Value).

🔹 MVRV measures the ratio of Bitcoin’s market cap to its realized cap (based on the last movement of all BTC, not just the current price).
🔹 Previous peaks? 2014, 2018, and 2021—each marking major market tops.
🔹 If history repeats, BTC may be nearing a cycle top—or at least a critical resistance zone.

But… There might still be room for one final push, at least from the perspective of a casual observer looking at the chart. 😂

Time to be cautious, or is the best yet to come? 🚀
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Near Protocol’s Unexpected Marketing Move? 🚀🤪

A former Near Protocol executive accidentally leaked his girlfriend’s nudes during a livestream… 🚺

The Near team quickly apologized, but the crypto community had its own take—instead of backlash, $NEAR pumped 📈.

Turns out, this incident got more engagement than any multi-million-dollar marketing campaign. 😂
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⚽️ Tether buys a stake in Juventus!

Tether has officially acquired a minority stake in the legendary football club Juventus. The deal's exact size and value remain undisclosed. 💰🧐

With $13B in 2024 profits, Tether has been diversifying beyond stablecoins, investing in AI, payments, energy, and now professional sports. 🤾‍♀️

The company sees huge potential in integrating digital assets, AI, and biotech into the sports industry. They also assured that this investment is not tied to USDT reserves.

Juventus, founded in 1897, is Italy's most decorated club with 36 Serie A titles, 2 Champions League trophies, and 2 Intercontinental Cups. The Agnelli family has controlled the club since 1923. 🗓
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💰 Las Vegas Man Busted for $24M Crypto Ponzi Scheme

He allegedly scammed 400+ investors with a fake AI-driven crypto mining scheme, promising 15-30% fixed annual returns and even a 100% money-back guarantee—all while funding his lavish lifestyle. 🕺🍸

🔹 He used a website, YouTube videos, and PowerPoint slides to lure victims.
🔹 Funds were spent on gifts, a house, and fake payouts to investors.
🔹 Kovar faces 330 years in prison and $4.5M in fines for wire fraud, mail fraud, and money laundering.
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🐻 Bitcoin Still in Bearish Territory

According to CryptoQuant’s composite momentum index, Bitcoin remains in a bearish sentiment zone.

📉 Current momentum: 30%
📈 Bullish threshold: 50%+

For BTC to enter a bullish phase, we need a stronger push above 50%. Until then, the market remains cautious. 😬
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PlanB Swaps BTC for ETFs – No More Private Keys! 🗝

Famous trader PlanB has moved all his BTC into ETFs, saying it’s just more convenient—no more dealing with private keys.

"Not your keys, not your coins"? Guess he's not a maxi anymore. 🤷‍♂️

But let’s be honest—after sinking his yacht (and BTC wallet) in 2023, maybe self-custody just wasn’t his thing. ⛵️💀
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📉 Solana Drops 40%—Blame Trump’s Memecoins?

SOL has plummeted nearly 40% in the past month, with its ATH of $295 coinciding with the launch of Trump’s $TRUMP & $MELANIA memecoins on Jan 17 & 19. 🇺🇸💰

As SOL’s price dipped, so did trader activity—weekly DEX volume fell 25%, and Raydium’s volume nearly halved, now lagging behind BNB Chain’s PancakeSwap.

So, was this a memecoin-induced sell-off, or is Solana just catching its breath? 🤔🔥
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🇺🇸🇦🇷 Trump & Milei’s "Presidential Tokens" vs. Bukele’s Bitcoin Play

Spot the difference:

🚀 Bukele: Buys Bitcoin, holds like a Chad. 💎🙌

📉 Trump & Milei: Launch "presidential" tokens, watch them pump & dump. 🥴

One bets on decentralized money, the others on name-brand Ponzi schemes.

Anonymous devs delivering real projects > politicians launching memecoins. 😆🔥
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FTX Moves 1 BTC—Payouts Incoming? 💵

A 1 BTC transaction was spotted from an FTX-linked address, likely a test transfer ahead of the scheduled February 18 repayments. 💰

Could this mean creditors are finally getting their funds? 🤔
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📉 Bitcoin ETFs See $650M in Outflows

After six straight weeks of inflows, Bitcoin ETFs from BlackRock, Fidelity, and others saw their second-largest weekly outflow of $651.8M, while BTC’s price remained stable. 👀

For context:

🔹 In January, ETF inflows hit $2B, pushing BTC to a new ATH of $109K 📈
🔹 The largest outflow ever was in Sept 2024—over $700M, causing BTC to drop 10% 📉

Despite the pullback, spot ETFs continue to give traditional investors access to BTC, fueling demand in 2024. Is this just a cool-off before the next leg up? 🤔🔥
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🕵️‍♂️ Is Jack Dorsey… Satoshi Nakamoto?

A wild theory suggests Jack Dorsey might actually be Satoshi, with a long list of eerie coincidences tying him to Bitcoin’s origins.

🔍 Some key clues:

▪️Cypherpunk background, deep crypto knowledge 🧑‍💻
▪️Bitcoin.org registered one day after his "sailor" tweet ⛵️
▪️Satoshi’s key dates align suspiciously with Jack’s birthdays & family 🎂
▪️Satoshi disappeared just as Jack got too busy with Twitter & Square 🤯
▪️Square literally made a kids’ book featuring Satoshi looking like Jack 📖👀

Jack: "I wouldn’t admit it if I was Satoshi."
Everyone else: "That’s exactly what Satoshi would say." 🤔

Coincidence? 4D chess? Or the greatest hidden flex in tech history? 🔥
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🔥 500 ETH Burned Forever—With a Mysterious Message!

Someone just sent 500 ETH (~$1.5M) to a burn address—gone forever! 💀

🤯 The sender left a bizarre message in Chinese, accusing Kuande Investment’s executives of using brain-machine weapons to persecute employees—and claiming they themselves are also victims of control!

Accidental fat fingers or a $1.5M crypto protest? 🤔🔥
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💸 FTX Payouts Start Today – Solana Already Down 10%!

FTX is beginning repayments to users with losses under $50K, distributing a total of $16B over the next few months.

But here’s the catch: Payouts are based on 2022 bottom prices:

⚡️ 1 BTC? You get $20K, not $100K or 1 BTC 💀
⚡️ ETH holders lucked out—price barely changed 😂

🔥 Solana holders didn’t wait—with $1.8B in SOL set to hit the market on March 1, they’ve already started dumping. $SOL is down 10% in 24h!

Brace for more volatility. 🚀📉
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$TRUMP Airdrop for Merch Buyers 😁

The official $TRUMP memecoin site has launched an airdrop claim page.

Who can claim? 🧐

If you bought Trump merch (like these sneakers) before Feb 15, you can now grab 3 $TRUMP tokens. Cool cashback! 😂
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🐶 D.O.G.E. to Audit the SEC? Only in 2025.

The Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) is set to audit the SEC—because, apparently, even regulators need "efficiency checks." 😂

To make it even more surreal, there’s now an official Twitter account for this operation.

At this point, Elon’s gotta be behind this, right? 🤔🔥
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The OKX exchange is now officially allowed to operate in 28 EEA countries (🔗 Read More).

OKX is among the first global crypto exchanges with a MiCA license, fully complying with the new crypto regulation rules.
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📉 ETH Reserves on Exchanges Hit 9-Year Low – Supply Shock Incoming?

Ethereum on exchanges has dropped to 18.95M ETH, the lowest since 2016, signaling a possible supply squeeze. Less ETH available + strong demand = 🚀?

💡 What’s happening?

🔹 Investors are moving ETH to cold storage (bullish sign)
🔹 If ETH breaks $2,800, over $822M in short positions get liquidated 📈
🔹 A potential Ethereum staking ETF could further tighten supply

So, is ETH about to pump? Or is it just another hopium overdose? 🤔🔥
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💸 Libra Co-Creator Claimed He Paid Milei’s Sister!

Hayden Davis, co-creator of the $LIBRA memecoin, allegedly bragged in texts that he bought influence over Argentina’s President Javier Milei by sending money to his sister, Karina Milei. 🤯

🔹 "I send $$ to his sister, and he does what I want." – Davis in leaked messages
🔹 Davis & Kelsier Ventures made over $100M before $LIBRA crashed 95%
🔹 Milei is now in damage control mode, while Argentina’s opposition threatens impeachment

Davis now denies everything, calling it a political attack—but receipts don’t lie. Did Milei rug Argentina, or did Davis rug Milei? 🤔🔥
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🚀 Saylor Goes Full DeFi – Another $2B for Bitcoin!

Michael Saylor’s Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) is raising $2B through convertible bonds to buy even more BTC. Because 478,740 BTC ($45B worth) just isn’t enough. 😉

🔹 Bonds mature in 2030 with an early redemption option in 3 years
🔹 Strategy has been buying BTC 12 out of the last 14 weeks 🏗
🔹 Goal? $42B in capital by 2027 through stock & debt sales

MSTR stock is down 30% from ATH, but still up 700% in 3 years. 🫡🔥
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📊 BTC Redistribution in 2024: Who’s Buying, Who’s Selling?

🔥 Retail investors dumped 525K BTC, mainly to funds & ETFs, which scooped up 519K BTC 📈
🏢 Businesses went all-in, stacking +374K BTC 💰
🏛 Governments offloaded -62K BTC, probably to buy more printers 🖨💸

Retail panic selling, institutions accumulating—same old story. 🤷
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📊 BTC Buy-In Levels by Investor Groups – CryptoQuant

CryptoQuant analyzed the average BTC purchase prices across key investor categories:

🔹 Funds & Custodians: $89K
🔹 Binance Traders: $59K
🔹 Public Miners: $57K
🔹 Old Whales: $25K

💡 The data raises questions—CryptoQuant’s methodology remains unclear. The CEO admitted Binance trader prices are based on deposit addresses, but the criteria for old whales and mining firms weren’t disclosed.

📉 Historically, when BTC dropped below miners' cost basis (May 2022, March 2020, Nov 2018), bear markets followed. However, CryptoQuant’s CEO doesn’t see a bear phase in 2025, even if BTC falls 30% from ATH (e.g., $110K → $77K).

🔍 Takeaway? Some overpaid, some got in cheap—but the long-term bet is still on BTC’s growth. 🚀
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