🚀 Vitalik Buterin for a Nobel Prize? 🏆
Economist Tyler Cowen believes Ethereum’s founder Vitalik Buterin is a top contender for the Nobel Prize in Economics! 💡 Cowen and his colleague Alex Tabarrok even compared Ethereum's smooth transition from Proof-of-Work to Proof-of-Stake to “changing tires while the car is still driving.” 🚗⚙️
Tabarrok chimed in, saying Satoshi Nakamoto should also win the prize—if only he wasn’t dead. 😅
With Buterin creating Ethereum, disproving Mises' regression theorem, and even focusing on charity, Cowen jokes: “What else does Vitalik need to do to get a Nobel?” 🤔
Economist Tyler Cowen believes Ethereum’s founder Vitalik Buterin is a top contender for the Nobel Prize in Economics! 💡 Cowen and his colleague Alex Tabarrok even compared Ethereum's smooth transition from Proof-of-Work to Proof-of-Stake to “changing tires while the car is still driving.” 🚗⚙️
Tabarrok chimed in, saying Satoshi Nakamoto should also win the prize—if only he wasn’t dead. 😅
With Buterin creating Ethereum, disproving Mises' regression theorem, and even focusing on charity, Cowen jokes: “What else does Vitalik need to do to get a Nobel?” 🤔
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🔎 In the last 72 hours, more than 37,000 BTC worth $2.53 billion has been withdrawn from crypto exchanges! 💸
Looks like we’re seeing a replay of mid-May, when Bitcoin’s price shot up from $62K to $72K. Could it be a sign of another "To the Moon" mission? 🚀 Or just whales taking a stroll with their bags? 🐳
Looks like we’re seeing a replay of mid-May, when Bitcoin’s price shot up from $62K to $72K. Could it be a sign of another "To the Moon" mission? 🚀 Or just whales taking a stroll with their bags? 🐳
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🚨 Feds vs. Meme Coin Manipulators! 🎭 In a plot twist straight out of a crypto drama, the feds charged 14 individuals and four companies—including Gotbit, the so-called "meme coin market maker"—for manipulating the market and wash trading. 💸 The FBI even…
FBI Wallet’s Wild Ride: From Investigations to... PORNROCKET? 🔞🚀
Turns out, the same wallet the FBI used for their token sting operation against Gotbit is holding 1.7 billion PORNROCKET tokens! Yes, you read that right — bought 3 years ago on PancakeSwap. 🍰🛰
But wait, there’s more! The wallet also has some EthereumMax (EMAX), the same token that got Kim Kardashian fined $1.25 million by the SEC for promoting it on social media. 👀💸
Who knew the FBI’s wallet would have such a... colorful past? 😂
Turns out, the same wallet the FBI used for their token sting operation against Gotbit is holding 1.7 billion PORNROCKET tokens! Yes, you read that right — bought 3 years ago on PancakeSwap. 🍰🛰
But wait, there’s more! The wallet also has some EthereumMax (EMAX), the same token that got Kim Kardashian fined $1.25 million by the SEC for promoting it on social media. 👀💸
Who knew the FBI’s wallet would have such a... colorful past? 😂
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🇰🇷 South Korea's Crypto Shake-up: Spot ETFs on the Horizon? 💰📈
South Korea’s regulators are considering lifting the ban on spot crypto ETFs! If approved, it could revolutionize the country's crypto investment landscape, aligning with the US and other nations that have embraced Bitcoin spot ETFs. 🚀
But it’s not all smooth sailing—critics, like the Korea Institute of Finance, warn that these ETFs might divert capital away from traditional industries, stunting their growth. 🤔
South Korea’s regulators are considering lifting the ban on spot crypto ETFs! If approved, it could revolutionize the country's crypto investment landscape, aligning with the US and other nations that have embraced Bitcoin spot ETFs. 🚀
But it’s not all smooth sailing—critics, like the Korea Institute of Finance, warn that these ETFs might divert capital away from traditional industries, stunting their growth. 🤔
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The SEC has sued Cumberland—one of the biggest market makers in crypto!
The regulator accuses the company of operating as an unregistered securities dealer. 🧐
Looks like it's open season on hunting market makers! 🎯
The regulator accuses the company of operating as an unregistered securities dealer. 🧐
Looks like it's open season on hunting market makers! 🎯
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🏛 Justin Sun: From Crypto to... Prime Minister of a Made-Up Country? 🌍
Yep, you read that right. Justin Sun, founder of Tron, is now the prime minister of Liberland—a "micronation" the size of Gibraltar that sits between Serbia and Croatia but isn’t recognized by any real government. 😂
Liberland, with 1,000 citizens, no taxes, and 99% of its reserves in Bitcoin, elected Sun using a blockchain-based voting system. No taxes? No obligations? Sounds like Justin found the ultimate crypto paradise! 🏝💸
After losing his ambassador gig with the WTO for Grenada, Sun’s taking his diplomatic career to the moon... or at least to a floodplain. 🌊
Yep, you read that right. Justin Sun, founder of Tron, is now the prime minister of Liberland—a "micronation" the size of Gibraltar that sits between Serbia and Croatia but isn’t recognized by any real government. 😂
Liberland, with 1,000 citizens, no taxes, and 99% of its reserves in Bitcoin, elected Sun using a blockchain-based voting system. No taxes? No obligations? Sounds like Justin found the ultimate crypto paradise! 🏝💸
After losing his ambassador gig with the WTO for Grenada, Sun’s taking his diplomatic career to the moon... or at least to a floodplain. 🌊
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Commissioner SEC says agency's crypto approach has been a 'disaster'!
Mark Uyeda, one of the SEC's own commissioners, has just declared the SEC’s crypto policies a "disaster" on live TV. Yep, you heard that right. It's like watching the referee admit he doesn’t know the rules of the game he’s officiating! 🤯
Meanwhile, SEC Chairman Gary Gensler is still convinced most cryptos are securities, like he's the bouncer outside the blockchain club deciding who gets in.
Could a new SEC chair change things? Maybe, if Trump gets back in office and fires Gensler — that got the loudest applause at a Bitcoin conference this summer! 👏🔥
Mark Uyeda, one of the SEC's own commissioners, has just declared the SEC’s crypto policies a "disaster" on live TV. Yep, you heard that right. It's like watching the referee admit he doesn’t know the rules of the game he’s officiating! 🤯
Meanwhile, SEC Chairman Gary Gensler is still convinced most cryptos are securities, like he's the bouncer outside the blockchain club deciding who gets in.
Could a new SEC chair change things? Maybe, if Trump gets back in office and fires Gensler — that got the loudest applause at a Bitcoin conference this summer! 👏🔥
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⚡️ Calm Before the Storm: Get Ready for Volatility! ⚡️
CryptoQuant analysts are warning that although the market has been stuck in a prolonged range, we shouldn't get too comfortable. Taker sell volume (those who remove liquidity from order books) has been steadily decreasing. 📉
What does this mean?
👉 According to CryptoQuant, the sideways movement is about to end, and we can expect a huge spike in volatility! Be prepared for significant market moves that could impact your positions.
Get ready for whatever the market has in store! 🚀
CryptoQuant analysts are warning that although the market has been stuck in a prolonged range, we shouldn't get too comfortable. Taker sell volume (those who remove liquidity from order books) has been steadily decreasing. 📉
What does this mean?
👉 According to CryptoQuant, the sideways movement is about to end, and we can expect a huge spike in volatility! Be prepared for significant market moves that could impact your positions.
Get ready for whatever the market has in store! 🚀
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💸 Crypto Trader's $36 Million Oops Moment! 🙀
Imagine signing one thing and losing $36 million! That’s exactly what happened when a trader fell for a phishing scam and accidentally gave hackers the keys to his kingdom—or wallet, in this case. 🏦🔑
The scammer tricked him into signing a sneaky "permit" signature, allowing them to drain 15,079 Future Wrapped Derivable ETH ($fwDETH) faster than you can say "Oops!" The market? It tanked like a lead balloon, sending $DETH prices into free fall. 🎢
Roffett.eth broke the news, warning other traders to steer clear, especially on DuoExchange. As for the trader? Rumor has it they might be from Continue Capital, but one thing’s clear: that’s one expensive signature! ✍️😬
Imagine signing one thing and losing $36 million! That’s exactly what happened when a trader fell for a phishing scam and accidentally gave hackers the keys to his kingdom—or wallet, in this case. 🏦🔑
The scammer tricked him into signing a sneaky "permit" signature, allowing them to drain 15,079 Future Wrapped Derivable ETH ($fwDETH) faster than you can say "Oops!" The market? It tanked like a lead balloon, sending $DETH prices into free fall. 🎢
Roffett.eth broke the news, warning other traders to steer clear, especially on DuoExchange. As for the trader? Rumor has it they might be from Continue Capital, but one thing’s clear: that’s one expensive signature! ✍️😬
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🤖 Vitalik and Musk discuss the future... but not of crypto! 🌬
Vitalik Buterin, the mastermind behind Ethereum, suddenly decided to ask Elon Musk about the CO2 levels of a fully-loaded Robotaxi. While Musk was probably pondering the question, crypto enthusiasts in the comments had a different request: "Vitalik please think about eth, get us out of the mud. don’t think about CO2 😂" 💨
Meanwhile, Chinese authorities are planning to sell 542,000 ETH, and investor interest in Ethereum is dropping fast. So while Vitalik worries about emissions, crypto folks are worrying about their portfolios! 📉
Vitalik Buterin, the mastermind behind Ethereum, suddenly decided to ask Elon Musk about the CO2 levels of a fully-loaded Robotaxi. While Musk was probably pondering the question, crypto enthusiasts in the comments had a different request: "Vitalik please think about eth, get us out of the mud. don’t think about CO2 😂" 💨
Meanwhile, Chinese authorities are planning to sell 542,000 ETH, and investor interest in Ethereum is dropping fast. So while Vitalik worries about emissions, crypto folks are worrying about their portfolios! 📉
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⚖️ Ripple Strikes Back: SEC vs. Ripple Showdown Continues! ⚡️
Ripple isn't backing down! After the SEC filed its appeal, Ripple hit right back with a cross-appeal. Their Chief Legal Officer, Stuart Alderoty, says they're leaving no stone unturned to ensure victory. He even teased that SEC Chair Gensler is set for another defeat, calling it a "misguided attack" on the crypto industry. 🥊
Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse also jumped in, accusing the SEC of creating chaos instead of providing clarity for the US crypto market. He’s confident Ripple will win again, crushing the SEC’s "regulation-by-enforcement" tactics. 🏆
And guess what? XRP’s price jumped 2% right after the news! 🚀 Could Ripple’s legal victories lead to bigger gains for XRP holders?
Ripple isn't backing down! After the SEC filed its appeal, Ripple hit right back with a cross-appeal. Their Chief Legal Officer, Stuart Alderoty, says they're leaving no stone unturned to ensure victory. He even teased that SEC Chair Gensler is set for another defeat, calling it a "misguided attack" on the crypto industry. 🥊
Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse also jumped in, accusing the SEC of creating chaos instead of providing clarity for the US crypto market. He’s confident Ripple will win again, crushing the SEC’s "regulation-by-enforcement" tactics. 🏆
And guess what? XRP’s price jumped 2% right after the news! 🚀 Could Ripple’s legal victories lead to bigger gains for XRP holders?
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Suriname's presidential candidate Maya Parbhoo received applause at Bitcoin Amsterdam for her commitment to making Suriname the next Bitcoin nation. 👏
And her fist raised high might just become as viral as Donald Trump’s signature gesture! 👊
And her fist raised high might just become as viral as Donald Trump’s signature gesture! 👊
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🚀 MicroStrategy's Big Bet: Becoming the World's Leading Bitcoin Bank! 🏦
Michael Saylor is back at it, with his sights set on turning MicroStrategy into the ultimate bitcoin bank. 🎯 With 252,220 BTC (worth over $15B) already in the vault, the company now holds 1.2% of all bitcoin! 💰
Saylor’s strategy? Keep stacking BTC, leveraging debt, equity, and convertible assets, all while "lending to bitcoin" for huge returns, without traditional lending risks. 📊
Saylor's endgame? A $300-400 billion company riding the wave of bitcoin's growth — he believes BTC will eventually hit millions per coin! 🌕 His plan? Keep raising capital, keep buying BTC, and sit back as bitcoin becomes the cornerstone of global finance. 📈
It’s simple: either you believe in bitcoin’s future... or you don’t! 😉
Michael Saylor is back at it, with his sights set on turning MicroStrategy into the ultimate bitcoin bank. 🎯 With 252,220 BTC (worth over $15B) already in the vault, the company now holds 1.2% of all bitcoin! 💰
Saylor’s strategy? Keep stacking BTC, leveraging debt, equity, and convertible assets, all while "lending to bitcoin" for huge returns, without traditional lending risks. 📊
Saylor's endgame? A $300-400 billion company riding the wave of bitcoin's growth — he believes BTC will eventually hit millions per coin! 🌕 His plan? Keep raising capital, keep buying BTC, and sit back as bitcoin becomes the cornerstone of global finance. 📈
It’s simple: either you believe in bitcoin’s future... or you don’t! 😉
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🔍 Where Are All the Bitcoins?🧐
Bitwise analysts did some inventory and found that 56.8% of Bitcoin is chilling in personal wallets, waiting for its moment of glory. 💼💎
17.6% are inactive, probably lost in the crypto abyss, 5.2% are tightly controlled by funds, 4.8% are the legendary stash of Satoshi Nakamoto (probably under his mattress 🛌), 3.3% belong to businesses, and 2.4% are held by governments, who apparently decided to hedge their bets on the future. 👨💼💼
And the remaining 6.2% of Bitcoin hasn’t even been mined yet! So, if you don’t have any BTC, don’t worry—there’s still some left in the queue! 😅
Bitwise analysts did some inventory and found that 56.8% of Bitcoin is chilling in personal wallets, waiting for its moment of glory. 💼💎
17.6% are inactive, probably lost in the crypto abyss, 5.2% are tightly controlled by funds, 4.8% are the legendary stash of Satoshi Nakamoto (probably under his mattress 🛌), 3.3% belong to businesses, and 2.4% are held by governments, who apparently decided to hedge their bets on the future. 👨💼💼
And the remaining 6.2% of Bitcoin hasn’t even been mined yet! So, if you don’t have any BTC, don’t worry—there’s still some left in the queue! 😅
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🚀 Arkham will launch a derivatives exchange in November 2024
Arkham Intelligence, the crypto data startup backed by OpenAI's Sam Altman, is packing its bags and heading to... the Dominican Republic! 🇩🇴 Why? To launch a derivatives exchange next month! 🌐
After ditching London and New York, they’re setting up shop in Punta Cana—because why not mix crypto with beaches and tax breaks? 🏖💼 And guess what? Their token ARKM is already up 19%! 📈
Aiming to rival the likes of Binance (but sorry, USA, not for you), Arkham is hoping to make waves in the $3 trillion crypto derivatives market. Meanwhile, Binance’s share is slipping, so maybe it's time for some island competition? 🌊🏝
Oh, and they’ve even sponsored Turkish football club Galatasaray—because what’s crypto without some football flair? ⚽️💸
Arkham Intelligence, the crypto data startup backed by OpenAI's Sam Altman, is packing its bags and heading to... the Dominican Republic! 🇩🇴 Why? To launch a derivatives exchange next month! 🌐
After ditching London and New York, they’re setting up shop in Punta Cana—because why not mix crypto with beaches and tax breaks? 🏖💼 And guess what? Their token ARKM is already up 19%! 📈
Aiming to rival the likes of Binance (but sorry, USA, not for you), Arkham is hoping to make waves in the $3 trillion crypto derivatives market. Meanwhile, Binance’s share is slipping, so maybe it's time for some island competition? 🌊🏝
Oh, and they’ve even sponsored Turkish football club Galatasaray—because what’s crypto without some football flair? ⚽️💸
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🤖 The Great Bitcoin Garbage Hunt 🗑
James Howells, the unlucky IT engineer from Newport, is suing his local council for $647M after accidentally tossing a hard drive containing 8,000 BTC during a 2013 cleanup. Talk about expensive spring cleaning! 😅
Howells has been begging the council for years to let him dig through 110,000 tonnes of trash to recover his fortune, even offering them 10% of the treasure. But the council said, "Nah, we don’t want asbestos-flavored Bitcoin!" 🧪💨
Despite robots, garbage, and grand recovery plans, the council insists: “No digging – too much methane!” 💨🚫 So James heads to court this December, hoping a judge will side with his crypto crusade.
Lesson learned? Keep your hardware wallet out of the trash. 📦
James Howells, the unlucky IT engineer from Newport, is suing his local council for $647M after accidentally tossing a hard drive containing 8,000 BTC during a 2013 cleanup. Talk about expensive spring cleaning! 😅
Howells has been begging the council for years to let him dig through 110,000 tonnes of trash to recover his fortune, even offering them 10% of the treasure. But the council said, "Nah, we don’t want asbestos-flavored Bitcoin!" 🧪💨
Despite robots, garbage, and grand recovery plans, the council insists: “No digging – too much methane!” 💨🚫 So James heads to court this December, hoping a judge will side with his crypto crusade.
Lesson learned? Keep your hardware wallet out of the trash. 📦
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🔓 China “hacks” crypto! Or... did they? 🤔
Chinese scientists claim their quantum computer cracked some cryptographic algorithms, including ones used in crypto and banking. 💻🔑
But don’t panic just yet! Complete crypto domination isn’t happening anytime soon. Plus, back in March 2024, Vitalik already flexed that Ethereum has an update ready to block quantum attacks. 🛡💪
So, no need to dump your bags over cheap FUD – we’ve seen scarier stuff than this! 👊😎
Chinese scientists claim their quantum computer cracked some cryptographic algorithms, including ones used in crypto and banking. 💻🔑
But don’t panic just yet! Complete crypto domination isn’t happening anytime soon. Plus, back in March 2024, Vitalik already flexed that Ethereum has an update ready to block quantum attacks. 🛡💪
So, no need to dump your bags over cheap FUD – we’ve seen scarier stuff than this! 👊😎
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🚀 Bitcoin Smashes $64K, Shorts Get Wrecked! 💥
Bitcoin surged to $64,300, leaving 54,422 traders with over $100M in liquidations! Turns out, betting against BTC wasn’t the smartest move. 🤨
Meanwhile, Mt. Gox delayed its $9B Bitcoin return, calming sell-off fears and giving the market some breathing room. Investors are riding the “Uptober” wave, with Bitcoin gaining in 9 of the last 11 years. 🟢
Even Ethereum joined the party, breaking through $2,500 with bullish vibes all around. Bears are now praying for a miracle as analysts cheer: “The next big rally is already here!” 🐂🙏
Bitcoin surged to $64,300, leaving 54,422 traders with over $100M in liquidations! Turns out, betting against BTC wasn’t the smartest move. 🤨
Meanwhile, Mt. Gox delayed its $9B Bitcoin return, calming sell-off fears and giving the market some breathing room. Investors are riding the “Uptober” wave, with Bitcoin gaining in 9 of the last 11 years. 🟢
Even Ethereum joined the party, breaking through $2,500 with bullish vibes all around. Bears are now praying for a miracle as analysts cheer: “The next big rally is already here!” 🐂🙏
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🏨 Bitcoin Miner Moves Into a Hotel... and Brings His Mining Rig! 💻💰
One ambitious Bitcoin miner just shared a photo of his hotel room filled with mining machines. Looks like he's planning to pay for his entire stay with some serious BTC action! 😁
This trend isn’t new—savvy miners have been setting up rigs in Airbnb rentals for a while now. One Airbnb host even reported his guests burned through a month's worth of electricity in just 4 days by mining Bitcoin! ⚡️💸
Lesson? If you see someone checking into a hotel with 10 power cords and a suspicious number of fans... they might be mining! 😅
One ambitious Bitcoin miner just shared a photo of his hotel room filled with mining machines. Looks like he's planning to pay for his entire stay with some serious BTC action! 😁
This trend isn’t new—savvy miners have been setting up rigs in Airbnb rentals for a while now. One Airbnb host even reported his guests burned through a month's worth of electricity in just 4 days by mining Bitcoin! ⚡️💸
Lesson? If you see someone checking into a hotel with 10 power cords and a suspicious number of fans... they might be mining! 😅
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🇺🇸 Trump Effect Sparks Crypto Fund Inflows! 🚀
From October 6 to 12, crypto funds saw inflows of $407M, reversing the $147M outflow from the previous week, according to CoinShares. 📊
Experts say it’s not macroeconomic data or Fed policy driving this shift—it's the growing odds of Trump winning the US presidential race. 🗳 With Trump pulling ahead of Kamala Harris, investors are betting on his pro-crypto stance bringing better days for digital assets. 💸
Looks like the bulls are rooting for Trump! 🐂
From October 6 to 12, crypto funds saw inflows of $407M, reversing the $147M outflow from the previous week, according to CoinShares. 📊
Experts say it’s not macroeconomic data or Fed policy driving this shift—it's the growing odds of Trump winning the US presidential race. 🗳 With Trump pulling ahead of Kamala Harris, investors are betting on his pro-crypto stance bringing better days for digital assets. 💸
Looks like the bulls are rooting for Trump! 🐂
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📈 Crypto on the Rise, All Eyes on US Macroeconomics! 🇺🇸
The week kicked off with Bitcoin surging 5.20%, hitting $65,820, and altcoins following the upward trend. But the party isn't over yet—key US macro events could shake things up! 🎢
👀 What’s on the radar?
▪️Labor market data: A softening job market could trigger a shift toward crypto.
▪️Retail sales report: A 0.7% MoM increase may signal economic acceleration or a no-landing scenario. 🛬
▪️Industrial production & corporate earnings: Big players like Citi, BoA, and Schwab release earnings soon—strong results might boost both stocks and crypto! 📊
With inflation fears growing and the Fed on edge, this week could bring wild swings across markets. Buckle up, traders! 🚀
The week kicked off with Bitcoin surging 5.20%, hitting $65,820, and altcoins following the upward trend. But the party isn't over yet—key US macro events could shake things up! 🎢
👀 What’s on the radar?
▪️Labor market data: A softening job market could trigger a shift toward crypto.
▪️Retail sales report: A 0.7% MoM increase may signal economic acceleration or a no-landing scenario. 🛬
▪️Industrial production & corporate earnings: Big players like Citi, BoA, and Schwab release earnings soon—strong results might boost both stocks and crypto! 📊
With inflation fears growing and the Fed on edge, this week could bring wild swings across markets. Buckle up, traders! 🚀
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