Is Elon Musk preparing an army of trading bots?
xAI is massively hiring cryptonauts to train its neural network for trading. Musk is building the ultimate machine specialized in crypto.
๐ค AI is being taught literally everything:
โช๏ธ Data analysis and tracking of fund flows;
โช๏ธ DeFi, farming, and temporary liquidity losses;
โช๏ธ Perpetual futures, funding rates, and arbitrage between spot and futures markets;
โช๏ธ Arbitrage between CEX and DEX exchanges;
โช๏ธ MEV and sandwich attacks;
Training to generate trading signals, strategies, and risk management;
โช๏ธ Tokenomics, evaluation of airdrops;
xAI is massively hiring cryptonauts to train its neural network for trading. Musk is building the ultimate machine specialized in crypto.
๐ค AI is being taught literally everything:
โช๏ธ Data analysis and tracking of fund flows;
โช๏ธ DeFi, farming, and temporary liquidity losses;
โช๏ธ Perpetual futures, funding rates, and arbitrage between spot and futures markets;
โช๏ธ Arbitrage between CEX and DEX exchanges;
โช๏ธ MEV and sandwich attacks;
Training to generate trading signals, strategies, and risk management;
โช๏ธ Tokenomics, evaluation of airdrops;
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โก๏ธMichael Saylor is already down $4.4 billion
๐ The current drop in Bitcoin below $70k has become a pain for the market's main holder. With an average entry price of $76k, MicroStrategy's portfolio has turned a bloody red.
๐ The current drop in Bitcoin below $70k has become a pain for the market's main holder. With an average entry price of $76k, MicroStrategy's portfolio has turned a bloody red.
Saylor, who taught everyone not to sell, is now sitting with an unrealized loss of -$4.4 billion. There are 713k Bitcoins in the balance, and this mountain of coins is now dragging the company down.
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MrBeast enters the โbank for teensโ market
Beast Industries bought Step, a fintech app for teenagers and young adults focused on money management, investing, and building credit without monthly fees.
Founded in 2018, Step has grown to more than 7 million users and partners with Evolve Bank & Trust. The service will now integrate into MrBeastโs ecosystem.
The deal comes shortly after $200 million in funding from Bitmine and amid plans for MrBeast Financial, which includes crypto payments and DEX features.
Beast Industries bought Step, a fintech app for teenagers and young adults focused on money management, investing, and building credit without monthly fees.
Founded in 2018, Step has grown to more than 7 million users and partners with Evolve Bank & Trust. The service will now integrate into MrBeastโs ecosystem.
The deal comes shortly after $200 million in funding from Bitmine and amid plans for MrBeast Financial, which includes crypto payments and DEX features.
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Democrats and Republicans are again bickering over reforms and money for ICE, preparing to block the government's work again
Just at the beginning of February, they endured a 4-day shutdown, and in the fall of 2025, they were in a record-breaking 43-day shutdown. The nerds hadn't even had time to catch their breath and now it's happening again.
For those who don't understand, a shutdown often equals a crypto dump
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While you're rejoicing over your pitiful +7%, the guys from the government are calmly outperforming the S&P 500 (+16.8%) in their investments.
Warren Davidson โ +78.8%.
Donald Norcross โ +70.8%.
Teri Sewell โ +67.9%.
Interestingly, Republicans and Democrats alike are adept at navigating the market. So to speak, a rare bipartisan consensus - when it comes to profits
And, of course, none of them have been caught in insider trading.
Simply incredible intuition. Almost a gift.
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Their resident strategist Mike McGlone (who accurately predicted the 2022 dump and some rallies, like the gold rise) has again predicted that if the US stock market (S&P 500) enters a bearish phase, crypto will collapse like a house of cards
The scenario is as follows: first, a rally to $56k, and in the "base negative" scenario - a total crash to $10,000.
As arguments: stocks are overheated, volatility is "anomalously low", and smart capital is allegedly already packing its bags and moving into gold and silver.
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The short-sellers have completely lost their instinct for self-preservation
โฌ๏ธ There are currently $8 billion of shorts open in the market, compared to a mere $200 million of longs. The imbalance is simply historic.
Just recently, market makers already staged a demonstrative punishment - a short-squeeze technically wiped out $400 million of positions.
If the price were to give even a minimal upward impulse, a chain reaction of margin calls could be triggered. The panic selling and liquidations of short-sellers will become rocket fuel for Bitcoin's pump, even without any news๐
Just recently, market makers already staged a demonstrative punishment - a short-squeeze technically wiped out $400 million of positions.
If the price were to give even a minimal upward impulse, a chain reaction of margin calls could be triggered. The panic selling and liquidations of short-sellers will become rocket fuel for Bitcoin's pump, even without any news
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Events in Iran did not cause much panic upon the opening of the markets. Brent oil and precious metals surged in response. The S&P 500 futures only fell by 1%, as all events are already priced in.
๐ท ETH is fluctuating around $1,959
๐ฆ Uniswap won a lawsuit over scam tokens. The court dismissed a class-action lawsuit against Uniswap Labs and its founder.
๐ Strategy purchased 3,015 BTC for $204.1 million at a price of $67,700.
AlphaTON received a notice from Nasdaq about non-compliance with the minimum bid price of $1 per share for 30 days and has until August 31, 2026 to recover.
Bitcoin showed another attempt to break $70k, which failed to hold. The dynamics then gradually declined, and it would now be logical to retest the lower boundary of the sideways trend.
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Let me remind you of John Dugit, the son of a top manager of the office that stored confiscated assets of the US Marshals Service, who simply cleaned out the government's coffers.
The guy was skillfully arrested on the island of Saint Martin during a joint raid by American special services and the French gendarmerie.
If he had just laid low with his millions, he might not have been found. But like all mama's boys who scam people, his ego got the better of him and he started showing off his stolen cash right on Telegram.
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The developers have finished digging into the logs of that incident when a clueless whale burned $50 million in a single click for tokens worth $36k, and decided to take radical action.
No more warning red notifications that clueless users still ignore - the system will simply physically prevent the transaction from going through.
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๐ท ETH is fluctuating around - $2,334
๐จ Fear and Greed Index - 43
The SEC wants to remove crypto from some OTC market rules and change the regulation of over-the-counter trading.
There is a local rise in Bitcoin, we broke $74k and also tested $76k, from which we got a rebound. If we hold above $74k, then there will be chances of a move to the $80k area. If not, we may well fall back, and this breakout, like the last one, will turn out to be false.
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