I just burned a million to tell you they're printing trillions.

maybe don’t post a kid nodding out for clout

↘️ Quoting Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)

Taco Bell employee appears to be high or on something while working 😳

Note: Only shows FDIC-reported bank failures; does not include investment banks and non-U.S. banks. Data: FDIC, FRED. For a walkthrough of how I made this chart, please see my YouTube channel.

The U.S. Navy hired this non-binary drag queen as a “digital ambassador” to try to recruit people

This is what your little cousin watches 14 hours a day

At a raucous city council hearing, lawmakers and activists alike argued in favor of bills banning biometric tech in residential buildings and large venues.

My $WAL $20 strike puts will hopefully open Fri in the money. I will close out before they most likely go belly up over the weekend. As always I wish I put more size on. Anyway dranks on me this weekend. Next week, let's do it again.

Yachtzee!

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