Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

me going to work so i can afford to buy more crypto

that moment your internet tokens start going violently higher after years of suffering

“Crypto is very risky, don’t get into it.”

Crypto bros:

Bitcoiners at literally any social gathering

A huge amount of money coming to you .. affirm yes

nobody *

floor of the token i just bought 5 minutes ago: