There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone, he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around? Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little COOMING thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic bald Jason guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a forced wojak meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic COOMER fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "COOM. COOM. COOM".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
Look everyone, he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around? Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little COOMING thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic bald Jason guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a forced wojak meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic COOMER fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "COOM. COOM. COOM".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
Forwarded from Hector
I've seen things you nofappers wouldn't believe. Adriana Chechik putting fruit and dick in ass. I watched Reagan Foxx & Alix Lynx getting fucked in VR. All those moments will be lost in time, like sperm in a rag. Time to coom.
COOM COOM COOM COOM
I'M FAPPING IN MY ROOM
LETS SPANK THE NIGHT TOGETHER
FAPPIN' FOREVER
COOM COOM COOM COOM
I WANT A DOUBLE COOM
LET'S SPANK THE NIGHT TOGETHER
TOGETHER IN MY COOM
I'M FAPPING IN MY ROOM
LETS SPANK THE NIGHT TOGETHER
FAPPIN' FOREVER
COOM COOM COOM COOM
I WANT A DOUBLE COOM
LET'S SPANK THE NIGHT TOGETHER
TOGETHER IN MY COOM