Is... i-is that... WOJAK???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSS

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRAAAAAAAAAVE WOJAK!!!!!!!! I'M A WOJAK BEAST!!!!!! I'M A WOJAK MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A WOJAKBRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I'M WOJACKING OFF OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD

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OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING SO GOOD HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES THE FUCKING BEST WOJAK ARHGUGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHG YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS UNF YES

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Duke Coom'in

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THIS BIRTH CONTROL IS DESTROYING MY BODY BUT I NEED TO COOM

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 2 WHOLE WEEKS I'M SO LONELY

I NEED TO COOOOOOOM AAAAAAAAHHHH

why bother dating when you can save so much time and energy COOMING

Tigercel, you just ain't trying hard enough.

trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin nuts are gonna start quaking buddy. your little nuts are gonna be quaking. YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEHAHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH YOURE GONNA SHOOT CUM, YOURE GONNA SHOOT CUM, YOURE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUM EVERYWHERE

To coom, or not to coom, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
For the memes and retweets of No November Nutting,
Or to take hands against an Ex of Hentai,
And by jerking off end it: to nut, to coom.
-William Shakespeare