The Grifter Coomer

OC

Cooming is always the answer. We destroy our meat every day. We wipe our coom away. We hide nofap posts, ignore the people that go against us. We curate our porn, archive it, distill it. Reddit's wrong. Cooming is all we are.

Control can sometimes be an illusion. But sometimes you need illusions to gain control. Cooming is an easy way to give meaning to the world. To cloak our harsh reality with escapist comfort. After all, isn't that why we surround ourselves with so much erotic content? So we can avoid seething? So we can avoid nofappers? So we can keep cooming?

COOMIKO: AHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH REINA IM KUUUUUUUUMIIIINNGGGG

"omaigosh are you guys participating in No Nut November?"

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