wait is that thing now? wew i missed it

Just heard the lgbtqia+ being referred to as the Alphabet Mafia and I am here for it. The entire alphabet is mine and you can't have any, sweetheart.

This guy is so cool, I can't, I want to take him home

first time i see a disarmed skull. noice.

Anyone want a free chair?

i have talked with like 5 ppl today, i am unstoppable

Dear followers, today I bring you ✨kittens with mom🐱✨
Tomorrow? Who knows...

now that you are distracted by the shitposting, is time to strike you by surprise with a "did you drink water today"

when applied to zero, "more" is still valid for any amount bigger than zero. i am bad at making polls. whatever

tastes like fps

some cool rock of the internet