they show properly whenever you open the specific image, but wont otherwise

and i just thought that everybody needed to see this captions in all their glory

yeah i can go with that

scythes can be useful as weapons, proof one: in dark souls, due to the "its fukem long" factor, you can stunlock a boss and render it unable to move/attack until its dead. thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

zir0 just being there being the coolest person around. its a bit cheating because he really is more of a cryptid, but still

I have a scythe entirely for the purpose of looking cool. I love my scythe.

slow but steady

soon

also, i know that "stonetoss is eww" and that this is probably a bit ableist, but im gonna post the comic

be me
play videgame
reach boss arena. try to fight boss. boss keeps idk clipping trough the floor or something, i just know that it disappears forever and the battle wont end, but the camera is shit and i cant actually see what happens lol
try to find ways to fight it without it poofing out of existence
accidentally find a way to lock the boss into a loop of doing the same attack over and over again, an attack that cant touch me
:v
dark souls difficulty be like, i guess

ah btw i forgot, but this thing basically is about

"when fighting the centipede demon, there are two doors - one from where you enter the fight, and other where you are expected to exit when the fight is over. if you just walk (you dont even have to run) to the locked exit door, and stay there, the big guy will get stuck between two pillars or something, and will just jump over and over again, trying to attack you. if you are in a good location in the door, it wont reach you, and if you arent, it will reach you. but he reaches you with an arm that you can cut (and get a nice free ring when you cut it), and once you cut the arm, the ugly boy will keep jumping on a loop, but without any way of touching you"

the arm regrows sometimes, but can be chopped again. its a very consistent trick to do, and tbh very very easy. once the big guy is stuck, with or without arm, you can just use ranged spells or a bow or whatever. in the extremely rare case that it moves from where it is and starts to get unstuck, you just... well, you walk a bit to get it back to where it was. it may happen idk one, maybe two times per fight? its a matter of seconds

it is also a nice super easy way to get the ring, in case you want to fight it for reals (for those who havent played it, basically this boss is a "i can walk on lava and you cant, huehuehue" type, and you fight it, surprise surprise, in a lava field with very little non-lava ground. you can try to fight it on said ground but the camera is ass and you cant see anything)


so now (past 3am, tomorrow i have class both in the morning and in the evening) im gonna try to see if this existed on the internet already or if i have discovered a new thing (very, very improbable) lol