I have never had an onion that didnt taste like armpit.

Raw, sautéed, fried, candied, in soup, boiled, broiled, just about any way you make onion i have tried it and it tastes like sweaty sulfurous armit

now, im not gonna kinkshame anyone. but that is a very specific comparision /jk

Do onions not taste really bitter and sulfurous to other people????

not really. i personally find them more and more sweet the more salt i put in them, but i suspect that thats because my sense of taste is severely screwed and my "sweet" and "salty" perceptions are swapped or something

a thing that i have heard that ppl do when they find onions "too strong" is washing them after they're chopped, which basically removes the flavor, but if your onions are too strong/too strong for you and/or you want the texture/vitamins/whatever without going trough the taste, maybe you could try that

I drew an art

I intend to make a nightmarish plush of it one day, just haven't gotten around to it yet. Lotta shapes to that critter. Need to hone my skills... and decide what fabric to use.... but i think viscose or whatever...

i cant put into words how delighted i am at the idea of a nightmare duck plushie, more so because i picture it both giant and smiling

okay, so i dont know how it is for everybody else, but for me at least, and i suspect that for many others too, post captions wont show for albums

example given

The moon was beautiful :^)

they show properly whenever you open the specific image, but wont otherwise

and i just thought that everybody needed to see this captions in all their glory

yeah i can go with that