GOD CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
IMMA GO FLOG THE SEA WITH CHAINS OR WHATEVER THAT MF CALIGULA DID

plot twist: our shared, cursed fate is to fund a cult that does this

or something like that

then after that we create a commune by the shore, near some mountain, in which we are free to find cool places to deadly fall from to our hearts content

damn i cant find the post where i was like "i talked shit about yagami light today, because he is a piece of shit, and that is because he is the son of a policedude"

i could swear that i wrote it and sent it here. hm. maybe it was elsewhere.
anyway.

this one is for you, btw

I have never had an onion that didnt taste like armpit.

Raw, sautéed, fried, candied, in soup, boiled, broiled, just about any way you make onion i have tried it and it tastes like sweaty sulfurous armit

now, im not gonna kinkshame anyone. but that is a very specific comparision /jk

Do onions not taste really bitter and sulfurous to other people????

not really. i personally find them more and more sweet the more salt i put in them, but i suspect that thats because my sense of taste is severely screwed and my "sweet" and "salty" perceptions are swapped or something

a thing that i have heard that ppl do when they find onions "too strong" is washing them after they're chopped, which basically removes the flavor, but if your onions are too strong/too strong for you and/or you want the texture/vitamins/whatever without going trough the taste, maybe you could try that

I drew an art

I intend to make a nightmarish plush of it one day, just haven't gotten around to it yet. Lotta shapes to that critter. Need to hone my skills... and decide what fabric to use.... but i think viscose or whatever...