thats enough

lets goooooo

YAYYYY

GOD CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
IMMA GO FLOG THE SEA WITH CHAINS OR WHATEVER THAT MF CALIGULA DID

plot twist: our shared, cursed fate is to fund a cult that does this

or something like that

then after that we create a commune by the shore, near some mountain, in which we are free to find cool places to deadly fall from to our hearts content

damn i cant find the post where i was like "i talked shit about yagami light today, because he is a piece of shit, and that is because he is the son of a policedude"

i could swear that i wrote it and sent it here. hm. maybe it was elsewhere.
anyway.

this one is for you, btw

I have never had an onion that didnt taste like armpit.

Raw, sautéed, fried, candied, in soup, boiled, broiled, just about any way you make onion i have tried it and it tastes like sweaty sulfurous armit