^

Ummm I fell off a dock into the sea does that count

I fell on a rusty hunk of metal, split my leg open to the muscles in two places and had to run along the beach for 10 minutes like this

the decisive factor here is "did mother nature arguably push you?"

Hm, kinda? Water slippy

thats enough

lets goooooo

YAYYYY

GOD CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
IMMA GO FLOG THE SEA WITH CHAINS OR WHATEVER THAT MF CALIGULA DID

plot twist: our shared, cursed fate is to fund a cult that does this

or something like that

then after that we create a commune by the shore, near some mountain, in which we are free to find cool places to deadly fall from to our hearts content

damn i cant find the post where i was like "i talked shit about yagami light today, because he is a piece of shit, and that is because he is the son of a policedude"

i could swear that i wrote it and sent it here. hm. maybe it was elsewhere.
anyway.

this one is for you, btw