Very strong @control_v vibes

Except that we're in awe, not really afraid

there are maybe two ppl in this whole channel, which is uhhh close to being a thousand ppl sized, that could try to prove that i am real. the rest of you all cant prove shit, i could be just a collective hallucination, or a gpt-4 bot, or who knows what.

one day, you will wake up and realize that you havent opened this channel for a while, go look for it, and find that it either no longer exists or never really did

until that day comes, i am just quantum particles or whatever, schrodinger shitposting or something. as long as you look, i am here, but when you stop paying attention to me, do i still exist? am i there once your attention is directed somewhere else?

i, for once, know that my back pain today is real, but thats all there is to say for now. many ppl have arrived to this channel and decided to stay, and of those, many decided to depart and unsubscribe. and i doubt that i exist in their minds now. what would happen if all of you were to poof away at once, and i had no gazes upon me?

funny weird text aside, i have multiple channels that i have been updating for years, some of them being public, that have or had no subscribers and i just kept for the sake of it, wondering if someone would ever find them by chance. one or two months ago, one of them was found and now has like 5 subs, but that one has been getting regular updates since... a year and a half ago?

there are secret channels and groups that i have, and those exist even when no one is there to look at them, so i guess that i probably exist regardless of the state of contemplation (or lack of thereof) of the world towards me

the best thing this channel has to offer is that i can say "you lost the game" and have a thousand ppl read it. y'all did lose the game, btw.

also since im writing stuff now, i will say that since almost the beginning of telegram ads, i have had a plan in mind. telegram ads only apply to channels with 1000+ subs, apparently, and since i dont feel cool with *my space* being used to promote cryptocrap, and i get to choose, i may just lock the channel once it reaches 999 subs to not have to deal with the issue. its an easy and cheap solution

"this is literally 1984"

It's a beautiful day to scream into the void. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a gift for that one non-vim channel that enjoyed the debian chimkins

oh hey, i used to have a ball like that around my house when i was a kid, i remember always being confused about its purpose, i am learning only now why it was different. thank you terry

for those confused about this: it is not a meme. there is no meaning to be found. on this place, more often than not, i post content that caters exclusively to my interests, with complete disregard of "will other ppl find it cool enough for it to be worth posting here?" or anything like that

that is only "most of the times" tho. sometimes i do post content that caters to the interest of not one, but TWO ppl (one of them being me), like this jar

you're welcome