hey, want to know how smart i am?

i was boiling rice, when i saw that a piece of plastic fell into the boiling water. that was boiling. and i saw it boiling.

you may think that i acted on reflex, but no. i carefully studied the boiling water, which was boiling, and i thought "hey, maybe it isnt that hot. i mean, it is boiling, but it cant be that bad, can it?"

so, in all my wisdom, i decided to try to take out the plastic with my bare fingers. from the boiling wated. "if i go in and go out really fast, i wont notice, i wont have time to get burned, its a flawless plan"


so yeah, that is the tale of how i was not smart lol

and only now im realizing that i just went "aw that didnt go as good as i pictured it in my imagination", but i completely forgot the "i better put my fingers in cold water asap" part, so extra smartn't points for me i guess lol

Out of Context @Alembic

i can confirm this

Very strong @control_v vibes

Except that we're in awe, not really afraid

there are maybe two ppl in this whole channel, which is uhhh close to being a thousand ppl sized, that could try to prove that i am real. the rest of you all cant prove shit, i could be just a collective hallucination, or a gpt-4 bot, or who knows what.

one day, you will wake up and realize that you havent opened this channel for a while, go look for it, and find that it either no longer exists or never really did

until that day comes, i am just quantum particles or whatever, schrodinger shitposting or something. as long as you look, i am here, but when you stop paying attention to me, do i still exist? am i there once your attention is directed somewhere else?

i, for once, know that my back pain today is real, but thats all there is to say for now. many ppl have arrived to this channel and decided to stay, and of those, many decided to depart and unsubscribe. and i doubt that i exist in their minds now. what would happen if all of you were to poof away at once, and i had no gazes upon me?

funny weird text aside, i have multiple channels that i have been updating for years, some of them being public, that have or had no subscribers and i just kept for the sake of it, wondering if someone would ever find them by chance. one or two months ago, one of them was found and now has like 5 subs, but that one has been getting regular updates since... a year and a half ago?

there are secret channels and groups that i have, and those exist even when no one is there to look at them, so i guess that i probably exist regardless of the state of contemplation (or lack of thereof) of the world towards me

the best thing this channel has to offer is that i can say "you lost the game" and have a thousand ppl read it. y'all did lose the game, btw.

also since im writing stuff now, i will say that since almost the beginning of telegram ads, i have had a plan in mind. telegram ads only apply to channels with 1000+ subs, apparently, and since i dont feel cool with *my space* being used to promote cryptocrap, and i get to choose, i may just lock the channel once it reaches 999 subs to not have to deal with the issue. its an easy and cheap solution

"this is literally 1984"