im curious about the amount of aroaces that are able to eat without watching some video. i personally can, but the internet has given me the idea that everybody watches youtube while eating or something

i dont close my eyes tho because must stay alert im clumsy enough already. i can eat in total darkness no problem, but closing my eyes is different

i got asked "how is your sexuality related to your eating habits? xD"

this was literally the next image i had in the folder where i source all this crap from:

(i just said "memes" tho)

and this week, in "unreal situations", we have: "someone has been stealing those metal things that they put in the streets so cars dont invade pedestrian zones, you know the ones"

i didnt even knew that shit was stealable

edit: in the first pic, on the left, is a full, not-yet-stolen one for comparision

hey, want to know how smart i am?

i was boiling rice, when i saw that a piece of plastic fell into the boiling water. that was boiling. and i saw it boiling.

you may think that i acted on reflex, but no. i carefully studied the boiling water, which was boiling, and i thought "hey, maybe it isnt that hot. i mean, it is boiling, but it cant be that bad, can it?"

so, in all my wisdom, i decided to try to take out the plastic with my bare fingers. from the boiling wated. "if i go in and go out really fast, i wont notice, i wont have time to get burned, its a flawless plan"


so yeah, that is the tale of how i was not smart lol

and only now im realizing that i just went "aw that didnt go as good as i pictured it in my imagination", but i completely forgot the "i better put my fingers in cold water asap" part, so extra smartn't points for me i guess lol

Out of Context @Alembic

i can confirm this