inb8 math nerds getting angry because that is obviously not a 5% of the human body

just walked into my localboomer watching the tv. it was that simpsons episode where lisa gets a restraining order that forbids bart from being at less than [distance] from her. specifically, the scene where she abuses the law to move bart from the "graphic novel" shelve of a library, into a "gay interest" shelve, and, of course, ppl see him and laugh, and bart makes the "my life is the worst/this is depressing" face

so yea, tv is still a thing, i guess. at least i got to make my localboomer uncomfortable for about a second, i guess. maybe.

idk.

me

look y'all, im not gonna tell anyone what they should and should not do with their bodies

but