randm trivia of the day:

when talking in spanish, you cant just replace the letter ñ with an n. it can change the meaning of the phrase substantially, or just make some words senseless

example provided:
"¿cuantos años tienes?" -> "how old are you?"
"¿cuantos anos tienes?" -> "how many anuses do you have?"


now you all know how to ask weird questions in spanish. you're welcome.

We stan Surli

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ah, yes, that channel. i remember it. it is haunted.

incoming gifs/vids (however it gets sent) were recorded (not recently) from different accounts and different telegram clients

i intended to post them back then when it was relevant but i forgot and life happened. and now i have an excuse to post them, so here we are

me: *telling a funny story about a thing my mother did when she was a small kid*
my interlocutor: "premium lesbian story"

ngl i was not expecting that at all. the resumed story goes like this:

-when my mother was a small girl, she hated another girl, that was quite literally double her size
-one day, she got fed up, climbed a bench, told her nemesis "come here" and then "take off your glasses" and removed all dignity from the other girl with the means of light violence

for context, my mother has always been small. she stopped growing when she was three, and by the time she was five, she started getting growth hormones injections. and the other girl was older, and "big person" sized, so the "double her size" is basically a literal statement. and i just. i cant avoid picturing the situation and finding it funny. for whatever the reason, i cant help but laugh at the scenario


and then somebody told me tonight "premium lesbian story" and that has made me very, very "what"

so yeah, thats how my night is going. also i tried to install arch with a 1-2 month old iso but i cant use it because pgp is broken (a classic), but whatever, i'll download a more recent image later or tomorrow

brah