astounded at the sheer amount of scienceppl who decided to taste nitroglycerin not once, but many times, for whatever the reasons
"ah, yes, this wild super fragile explosive make my body hurt so fucking much and my head is in so much fucking pain the moment i put a drop into my mouth. how about i gulp some of it? and if i do it again? can humans develop tolerance to ingesting explosives? one way to know"
"ah hey dude, you gotta try this thing!"
*the dude tries it and almost dies*
"haha, prankd xD"
"ah, yes, this wild super fragile explosive make my body hurt so fucking much and my head is in so much fucking pain the moment i put a drop into my mouth. how about i gulp some of it? and if i do it again? can humans develop tolerance to ingesting explosives? one way to know"
"ah hey dude, you gotta try this thing!"
*the dude tries it and almost dies*
"haha, prankd xD"
lets review:
-someone discovers a VERY explosive substance. it literally can blow up because yes, and basically any movement has a chance of making it explode, unless you are very fucking careful
-ppl get heart attacks just by touching it, or inhaling it when working with it. "sunday heart attack syndrome", it even got its own name because it was so normal.
-if you dare to put even half a drop into your mouth, you get whats called as "bang head" (lol), your legs stop working properly, your insides suddenly are in so much fucking pain, etc
-the scientists decide to put it in their mouths anyway
-some other scientists decide to use it for actual medicine. but they dont use it for stuff it can help with. they use it for "there are ghosts in your blood" levels of homeopatic shit
-more scientists try to put it in their mouths, and start trying to develop tolerance to it
-there are nitroglycerin patches now, for transdermal absorption and stuff. ppl forget to remove the patches of explosives before trying to defibrilate some guys. oops.
-MORE SCIENTISTS TASTING NITROGLYCERINE, this time around offering it to any student brave enough to try it. they prank eachother with it now (okay this is just a theory... but its believable)
-some gal preaches to the world "yeah it makes your bones superb, trust me, here are my proofs" but her proofs are faked. what did she want? why did she want people to take nitroglycerin without any reason? what were her motives? my theory is that she was a goblin trying to make the human race drink "full body explosion, hehe" juice/poison for teh lols
-guess what? more ppl swallowing explosives. i give up. i guess its koalas and eucalypt again. unbelievable.
-nowadays it is used to treat stuff like cocaine usage or "ouch my fucking anus hurts so much"
-"Some believe[weasel words] "
-someone discovers a VERY explosive substance. it literally can blow up because yes, and basically any movement has a chance of making it explode, unless you are very fucking careful
-ppl get heart attacks just by touching it, or inhaling it when working with it. "sunday heart attack syndrome", it even got its own name because it was so normal.
-if you dare to put even half a drop into your mouth, you get whats called as "bang head" (lol), your legs stop working properly, your insides suddenly are in so much fucking pain, etc
-the scientists decide to put it in their mouths anyway
-some other scientists decide to use it for actual medicine. but they dont use it for stuff it can help with. they use it for "there are ghosts in your blood" levels of homeopatic shit
-more scientists try to put it in their mouths, and start trying to develop tolerance to it
-there are nitroglycerin patches now, for transdermal absorption and stuff. ppl forget to remove the patches of explosives before trying to defibrilate some guys. oops.
-MORE SCIENTISTS TASTING NITROGLYCERINE, this time around offering it to any student brave enough to try it. they prank eachother with it now (okay this is just a theory... but its believable)
-some gal preaches to the world "yeah it makes your bones superb, trust me, here are my proofs" but her proofs are faked. what did she want? why did she want people to take nitroglycerin without any reason? what were her motives? my theory is that she was a goblin trying to make the human race drink "full body explosion, hehe" juice/poison for teh lols
-guess what? more ppl swallowing explosives. i give up. i guess its koalas and eucalypt again. unbelievable.
-nowadays it is used to treat stuff like cocaine usage or "ouch my fucking anus hurts so much"
-"Some believe[weasel words] "
would you believe me if i said a ctrl+f of "weasel words" spits more than one ocurrence
if you havent watched it yet, go watch "free the nipple". everything is free on the internet, but this one is extra free
mierda randm
if you havent watched it yet, go watch "free the nipple". everything is free on the internet, but this one is extra free
okay archive.org seems to be down or something right now so i will be uploading the thing here at a latter point. i dont feel like looking for it in other places