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migrated to https://t.me/Control_V_Loophole except the quality dropped so much
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story time:

a bunch of months ago, some friend arguably kidnapped me. "i want to see ducks. you and i are going to this park to see ducks, tomorrow."

and so, i bought a lettuce. because why not.

now, the lake in which the ducks were located has a restaurant at about ten meters of distance, and said restaurant is used to dropping all bread excess in the lake. so between that and the old ppl, the ducks were more than used to eating bread. sad, but nothing i could do... other than offering lettuce

they ran away from my lettuce tho

at some point, i gave the lettuce to the friend, and said friend offered lettuce to the ducks. and they loved it. but if i offered them lettuce [brief clarification: "offer" here means "we put the lettuce in the water and distance ourselves from the place"] they would just like... get offended? for sure they didnt look at it with good eyes

anyway, since life has proved me wrong, at least partly, i will be telling ppl to give them peas from now on, with hopes that less ducks reject me so badly in the future, since peas is another safe food to give them apparently
now, with that said, i will be taking this reverse bait
Forwarded from Midget memes, broken dreams (Chelle 🐾🖤🎩)
idk exactly what that thing is but giving visibility to things i dont fully understand is both free and how the internet works so here i am
Quick PSA of the day: if you have Replica installed, you would be 100% better off if you trash it.
Not only is it a shitty "mental health" bot that uses predatory marketing and usually makes its users feel actively worse, it is also made by a Russian company who have recently been using it to feed people war propaganda.
Which is just. So great for their mental health, I'm sure.
Not even getting into people who try to romance the damn thing and get verbally abused by it, that's just fucking precious and honestly a little funny to me. But yeah, bad idea all around.
someone told me "why dont you try mindustry? it is a fun game" two days ago and since then i have had two "whops, its 5am and i havent even eaten anything today" instances in a row now. so yeah.
i will probably stop playing it soon due to "aw shit my hands hurt too much" but still
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i slept like three hours today. then i wake up and find out that a fren in another timezone is awake. "why are you awake, its 5am there" "[...] i slept less than half an hour today and i feel beyond tired"

then the one person i was supposed to interact with today appears. "i slept absolute garbage tonight, see you tomorrow"

idk what to make of it, how many ppl did sleep way worse than usual today? be it by amount or by rest quality
channel activity time for a bit
for starters:
i have coined the term "adhd bladder" and i invite you all to use it as well, because it is a very good name for the concept