mierda randm
i just clicked "leave channel" a bunch of times and my unread messages count is now ~200.000 lower
same, but with another 300k this time around
okay those two last messages were scheduled and im confused and i dont know since when they've been there
story time:
a bunch of months ago, some friend arguably kidnapped me. "i want to see ducks. you and i are going to this park to see ducks, tomorrow."
and so, i bought a lettuce. because why not.
now, the lake in which the ducks were located has a restaurant at about ten meters of distance, and said restaurant is used to dropping all bread excess in the lake. so between that and the old ppl, the ducks were more than used to eating bread. sad, but nothing i could do... other than offering lettuce
they ran away from my lettuce tho
at some point, i gave the lettuce to the friend, and said friend offered lettuce to the ducks. and they loved it. but if i offered them lettuce [brief clarification: "offer" here means "we put the lettuce in the water and distance ourselves from the place"] they would just like... get offended? for sure they didnt look at it with good eyes
anyway, since life has proved me wrong, at least partly, i will be telling ppl to give them peas from now on, with hopes that less ducks reject me so badly in the future, since peas is another safe food to give them apparently
a bunch of months ago, some friend arguably kidnapped me. "i want to see ducks. you and i are going to this park to see ducks, tomorrow."
and so, i bought a lettuce. because why not.
now, the lake in which the ducks were located has a restaurant at about ten meters of distance, and said restaurant is used to dropping all bread excess in the lake. so between that and the old ppl, the ducks were more than used to eating bread. sad, but nothing i could do... other than offering lettuce
they ran away from my lettuce tho
at some point, i gave the lettuce to the friend, and said friend offered lettuce to the ducks. and they loved it. but if i offered them lettuce [brief clarification: "offer" here means "we put the lettuce in the water and distance ourselves from the place"] they would just like... get offended? for sure they didnt look at it with good eyes
anyway, since life has proved me wrong, at least partly, i will be telling ppl to give them peas from now on, with hopes that less ducks reject me so badly in the future, since peas is another safe food to give them apparently