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please don't ever say that again
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This comment deserves a place in food crimes
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Torchyyy are you Italian
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Torchyyy are you Italian
if this turns out to be true, i think i will have angered at least 6 italians with my food now. time flies when you are as lawless as me
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TORCHY IS NOW ITALIAN :)
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Torchy and Blue are now new admins of my chat for this channel! Congratulations you two! Love you guys 🌈
brah i cant stop noticing how the required qualifications to become admin are just calling me out on my (food) bullshit lmao
im so special, i think maybe i will celebrate this occasion with some dedicated food crime (at some point in the next days)
hmm i realize now, that i didnt post about the demon chocolate here in the end. maybe i will go rescue the posts
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i think today i made a pact with some demon(s) in my dreams
since the dream was long as hecc, i will only mention the relevant part
i was on a train, kinda oldstyled type of train, tending to stuff/ppl that isnt relevant now, when from the next wagon started to come some cries for help. i interrupted the ppl i was with, like "do you hear that?" and they were "huh, now that you mention it, yes". when i heard it again, i interrupted all social interaction and stuff i had in my hands, like a good autism person i am, and went to investigate ignoring everyone
so i go check. there are small windows between wagons, and i open one while on the other wagon two small girls, twins or something, crying and asking me for cheese. they needed cheese for a woman that was in the background, in their wagon
i went back to my wagon to look for some cheese, but i only had a vegan cheese replacement thing can, almost finished, because the supermarket dont sell it anymore and other reasons
i returned to the window and gave it to them, and they were thankful, even the woman, who looked very terrified, was thankful. and then she dropped it and there was no cheese flavor for anyone. "oops".
anyway, stuff happen, and later, when im done with what was transpiring in my own wagon, i go to their's, and the girls are now very close to me, as soon as i get in there, and they now have a somewhat different voice, and ask me for chocolate. and i, hey, have half a tablet of milkless, black chocolate, so i give it to them. they ask me "is it black?" "yes it is completely black" i reply. i notice how their eyes are 100% black, too. "perfect" they reply. they have been talking with one voice (like, both of them talking at once sort of thing) for a while now
so anyway they are now chanting "THE PACT IS SEALED, THE PACT IS SEALED" and i am like "yeah bone apple teeth, but i gotta go, see you next time" and now i wonder what sort of pact did i seal. anybody got a clue of what the standard offering is in exchange for black chocolate?
since the dream was long as hecc, i will only mention the relevant part
i was on a train, kinda oldstyled type of train, tending to stuff/ppl that isnt relevant now, when from the next wagon started to come some cries for help. i interrupted the ppl i was with, like "do you hear that?" and they were "huh, now that you mention it, yes". when i heard it again, i interrupted all social interaction and stuff i had in my hands, like a good autism person i am, and went to investigate ignoring everyone
so i go check. there are small windows between wagons, and i open one while on the other wagon two small girls, twins or something, crying and asking me for cheese. they needed cheese for a woman that was in the background, in their wagon
i went back to my wagon to look for some cheese, but i only had a vegan cheese replacement thing can, almost finished, because the supermarket dont sell it anymore and other reasons
i returned to the window and gave it to them, and they were thankful, even the woman, who looked very terrified, was thankful. and then she dropped it and there was no cheese flavor for anyone. "oops".
anyway, stuff happen, and later, when im done with what was transpiring in my own wagon, i go to their's, and the girls are now very close to me, as soon as i get in there, and they now have a somewhat different voice, and ask me for chocolate. and i, hey, have half a tablet of milkless, black chocolate, so i give it to them. they ask me "is it black?" "yes it is completely black" i reply. i notice how their eyes are 100% black, too. "perfect" they reply. they have been talking with one voice (like, both of them talking at once sort of thing) for a while now
so anyway they are now chanting "THE PACT IS SEALED, THE PACT IS SEALED" and i am like "yeah bone apple teeth, but i gotta go, see you next time" and now i wonder what sort of pact did i seal. anybody got a clue of what the standard offering is in exchange for black chocolate?
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just don't touch their chocolate