this is very much me.

at some point, i used to go play multiplayer mtg from time to time, with some ppl i knew. 4-5 ppl playing at once, sometimes even 6.

everyone playstyle was "killing everyone at once" or "comboing infinite lives so im unkillable" or whatnot

my strategy was just getting a big ass dragon and oneshotting players. and due to the nature of the menace, and the chaoticness of my playing, everyone manifested at some point that i was the scariest player in the board lol

as a bonus, here one of my favorite "generating chaos" cards that i included specifically to generate chaos. it says "everything and everyone takes double damage, including myself". ppl have killed me more than once just to get rid of that card alone lol

the way i see it, if everyone takes double damage, then every game will be half as long, plus everyone will get to play double the amount of times. everybody wins, right?

except when i throw a flying 80 damage dragon to someone's face. then only i win. but thats not the main point

shotout to that time i was avoiding someone but they sent me some messages that went "im bored skipping class in the library, but i found some interesting books, im gonna start studying psychology now" and i broke my silence very fast, but for a good reason

i dreamt that eta asked me "whats the first telegram group you ever got into?" and while i was trying to put order in my memory, they posted a trollface image, distorted weirdly so it could fit a square, with gall-peters filter or something idk, and captioned it "your epiphany". bonus points because im pretty sure the image changed a few times to become one of those trollfaces that are facing frontwards and look directly at you, but it was hard to tell because it was so distorted.

after that i woke up needing to pee and trying to remember my telegram origins