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migrated to https://t.me/Control_V_Loophole except the quality dropped so much
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ACTUALLY, NO, SPAGHETTI SAUCE STICKS REALLY WELL TO CEILINGS AND WILL STAIN IT F O R E V E R

I speak from experience

Anyway you flavour your ceiling by simply hucking whatever you like up there :^)
okay, thats fair. im not sure how i forgot about that one
also talking from experience here lmao
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hey guys apparently i totally forgot to tell my husband about that spider race track upstairs. He now finds out because I'm busy laughing at my own content. Whoops.


He finds it mildly horrifying.
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Though, it is funny. Sometimes, I'll set something down, and within a few hours it'll already have spiderwebs on it. Like... I never see the spiders. But sometimes I imagine a secret little team of spiders following me around, waiting for me to turn my back and then racing to see how much web they can spin but only when I'm not looking.
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Though, it is funny. Sometimes, I'll set something down, and within a few hours it'll already have spiderwebs on it. Like... I never see the spiders. But sometimes I imagine a secret little team of spiders following me around, waiting for me to turn my back…
you got competition
you want to be the one haunting the place, but there is something that wants to be that something too, you are being challenged. assert dominance by covering your stuff on spiderwebs yourself
(or make a deal, something like "you get to haunt uneven days, and i get the even days, except for the 13 in wich we both haunt as much as we can")
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(also, to whoever put me on the AAAAA channel today: i did not expect that, it caught me with my defenses down, i laughed louder than i have done in a while lol)
unscheduled reminder to get extra hydration if you are on the part of the planet where its summer, and also unscheduled reminder to take your binder off it you know you have to get it off, for whom this may be applicable
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PSA some java thing got pwnd and you should update apache and minecraft servers etc because the alternative will probably be very not fun at all, sooner or later