Do I want to know? Yes
Do I want to know? Probably not

I choose Kitty!

this is, 100%, and without a doubt, me

i got an android 4 phone that is very very full of google and has been offline for about two years probably, and im gonna connect it to the wifi. wish me luck.

its going at about 3fpm (frames per minute) now

well it died. lost a chunk of battery and froze up in a blank screen. that was it. goodbye little one