late but eh

this is me

Today's Holidays are:
Clean Up the Earth Day,
Eat a Pretzel Day,
INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY,
International Stuttering Awareness Day,
National Color Day,
National Knee Day,
National Nut Day,
National Pharmacy Buyer Day,
Smart is Cool Day,
Wombat Day

HOORAY FOR CAPS LOCK, NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M SMART AND CORRECT ABOUT EVERYTHING

Off topic but mildly important advisory regarding onions https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/s1020-food-safety-salmonella.html

i laughed today like i havent done in a long time

nothing quite like a biologic menace that forces evacuation of half of the building while in class, with your name literally written in it, to bright up your day, i guess

if anyone here remembers this, that would be a good introduction

if not: last year, for class, we were supposed to make homemade rooting hormone, esentially a thing with wich you water your plants to help them develop roots. not much more. the process, in this case, was "get some lentils to grow roots, then put them on a blender". so, esentially, lentils juice. i took it to class in a bottle of coke, with my name written in it, and found that noone else had done it and the teacher was like "we'll have to use only this then". about two liters, i dont know how much i am supposed to use so i dont really know if that is much or not, but whatever

that was last (academic) year, in wich two teachers tried their best to be teachers, and the rest of the day we were unpaid workers for bullshit. this (academic) year we only have one dedicated teacher. the rest of the day, bullshit.

so there were we, the whole class, dedicated to clean the teachers recreative place, and we are told to clean the fridge and discover why it doesnt work. sure why not. we are supposed to be learning how to sell flowers, but whatever. cleaning and fixing fridges time.

surprise surprise it was mostly beer, some wine, and a plate of very very moldy food, mainly