by the love of fucj, why cant this dude just keep his hands inside his pockets instead of going "im gonna do things" constantly

i just want to have a 1/20 of the speed some ppl have in their phones no matter where, but inside my house. shouldnt be that much to ask. i know that it was doable about 15 years ago, so why does this house have to be stuck in a timeless hell?

i think ppl (not military, but generic ppl) got faster speeds before i was even born

i gotta say tho, im impressed with the few services that still work somewhat