James Firnhaber

my toast fell on its not traumatic side this morning and defied all laws of the universe and nyancat while at it, and i feel like screaming that to my void, wich this channel is.

im unsure if i still have pepper pieces inside my mouse, i wont elaborate on why or how it happened but it certainly happened. near-death experiences in a vegan fashion

my hand wasnt crunchy anymore but it was very clearly still not "finished", the little goblin reopened it and now im sure i will have that hand marked for life

watching series/movies be like

*pareidolia, but instead of human faces sees owo and uwu*

i had to explain what a furry is and that there are many to some classmates today. no matter how many times you do it, everytime you have to explain such a thing is an experience

someone just pointed that i wrote "mouse" instead of "nose" lol