after the "look there is the other part of my hand" episode this morning, we put the oven in pyrolisis/autoclean mode. it wasnt really clean before, but my hand was kinda the last straw i guess

btw i dont really know the difference between oven furnance and stove but i dont really respect the english language to care about. so eh.

the thing is, when it ended, the next happened:

gf: *opens the oven* "look now we just have to clean that dust"
me: "brutal, it is white like dog poop"
gf: >:(

i think im well within my rights to proclaim what my calcinated skin looks like, honestly. so theres that

(art by Nick Flook)