mierda randm
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migrated to https://t.me/Control_V_Loophole except the quality dropped so much
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unscheudled reminder that fuck kiwifarms big time and that i do advocate violence against anyone who uses that site
also some randm forum screenshot
the two types of sfw wholesome memes channels:

-"the orphans worked and sold enough things to pay for the orphan-killer machine to not be used! yay!" *never questions why there is an orphan-killer machine or why you should pay to stop it* && "this police killed an innocent bystander and felt bad, but bought a pizza for the children of the dead bystander and everyone smiled for a day. police is good"

or

-"the memes on this channel try to avoid themes such as police and orphan-killer machines, but there is an amount anywhere from 10% to 60% of memes that are actually not wholesome and are pure 'i have severe depression, there is no fun to be found here. just. im depressed.' "
Forwarded from Midget memes, broken dreams (Chelle 🐾🖤)
i've been taking out big trash bags full of smells-very-bad things for a bunch of days now, and i think all this neighboorhood knows me as "that person who always is filled with bruises and is always taking out suspicious trash bags at night. has probably killed someone or at least is into some disturbing shit"
also the trash bin is like two streets away, so it is a long way to be seen and stuff
also its fun because since i arrived where im now, the number of times that electricity, water, and such stuff, has been cut, has grown to ridiculous levels. "it has happened more times in two days than in the last year whole" levels. my aura of things breaking because yes whenever im close is at it again
Forwarded from Chronic Pain Memes
mierda randm
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very low audio, so from what i heard, for those who dont want to turn the volume way up: "this is for those who have fingers that turn in ways they're not supposed to"
also i thought everyone could do that with their fingers? at the end of the video there is an example, and my fingers do that but i never gave it a second thought. now i dont know what to think
i should probably have added an option about turning sideways too, i can do that as well but only a bit and more often than not it cracks like a glowstick so i really shouldnt try its limits or whatever
Forwarded from Dead Lasagna (Kozy Raccoon)
randm thing of the day, just because i can and there is noone to stop me from shitposting into my shitposting channel

we have a "oxigen saturation in blood" meter here, not anything fancy but not that bad either. was bought some years ago because reasons, got lost in time because thats how things work, get bought>get used>???>"oh look i found this cool thing". so anyway, we use it often because why not, also gives readings of bpm aka how fast the heart is going. and for some reason, i am the only one who cant get a 100% oxigen saturation thing reading. everyone is either 99 or 100, sometimes it drops for a few seconds to 98, and then there is me who is 10% of the time at 95, 75% of the time at 96, and 15% at 97 (lately im getting to 97, before i didnt)

and also this device has given consistend credible readings for everyone for months, its just me that "haha no", and its been saying the same numbers about me for some months now so it is not anything special happening right now

also i can have bpm at 62 and at 140+ both while on a couch. brain is a thing i guess.

for those who dont know, a 94% oxigen thing gets you hospitalized according to someone who works in hospitals. or at least it was like that last year, i havent really talked that much with that person lately. with a 80%, no matter if you have pure oxigen directly into your lungs, you are kaput. so, well, im gonna have to find someone with extreme anemias to test this thing on, to see if its just me or if it is "generic not having enough blood thing"


either way im tired and i should be doing things right now but standing up from the couch is challenging, so here i am briefly shitposting or whatever