When I was 5 years old in kindergarten I watched people kiss on my phone so one day I was at kindergarten and I had a good friend but he was a guy but I was a kid so basically I saw those kissing vids and I was like: "hmm I should kiss him in the lips" and I just did 😔😔 the teacher was shocked and everyone was around us since he fell since he was tryna get away since who wants to kiss a guy in the lips and I fell too and the teacher slapped both of us but that slap will never be more painful than the fact that I have to live knowing my first kiss was a 5 year old boy, a boy not even a girl 😔😔
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I have had a massive crush on this one girl in my school for like 3 years. like she is so fucking fine i stg. and at hoco in 9th (first year i knew her) she came up to me and i sold the bag i was so nervous, im in 11th now bro. im so fucking sad :(. i used to think bread would make me happy, i sat on my pc 24/7 grinding. honestly my life fucking sucks. im fat with alot of bread and no friends. :( relationships are the most important thing in the world, i wish i didnt sacrifice everyone for money.
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i had flashed funds and sold the flashed to an old friend i had exitted 1k$ from crypto to cash exchange lol
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i’ve jerked off to my english teacher during class and my hb was sitting right next to me
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So, this summer I was bored stiff and it was late, so I decided to hit the club. After finishing a blunt and downing about 10 shots, I felt a powerful urge to bring a lady back to my apartment. Luckily, I spotted one of the finest women of my life (my cousin, who was also at the club, apparently). I saw her dancing and instantly knew she was the one. I stumbled toward her, and she giggled at my graceful moves, but after some deep conversation, I decided it was time to head home. She wanted to tag along, and I was obviously more than happy to oblige.
I nearly crashed 10 times on the drive home because I was so intoxicated I could barely control the car, but thankfully we made it to my apartment safely. Like a true gentleman, I let her out of the car, we went up to my room, and we had a hormone sandwich (10/10 experience, highly recommended). I then laid over and went to sleep. I always wake up early, and when I looked over, I saw my cousin. Is this normal?
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